the addam's family 🕷️😈
3:04am
bokuto
so i had this thought
kenma
i didn't know you could think
y/n
hey that's mean :'(
bokuto
no y'all you need to hear this.
atsumu
well good morning i guess?
y/n
oh wait it's 3am
and im suddenly feeling horny
atsumu
felt
kenma
y/n what the actual fuck
bokuto
LISTEN
y/n
what ?
bokuto
i noticed...like bro this is gonna blow your mind
fireflies is the opposite of waterfall
MIND BLOWN 🤯
y/n
OMG BOKUTO
i am currently questioning life
kenma
okay, that's actually kinda smart
good job bokuto ig
atsumu
AND AND
what if the meteor that killed the dinosaurs was actually a UFO and we're the aliens???
y/n
holy shit y'all are
making my brain rot.
bokuto
does that mean im an alien? 😱😱
kenma
it's just a stupid theory bokuto
bokuto
BUT—
i wanna be an alien
y/n
LET'S DRESS UP IN
ALIEN COSTUMES BOKU!
bokuto
YESSSS, AND WE CAN GET LITTLE SPACESHIP FIGURINES!
y/n
but boku im broke 😫
bokuto
I'll pay!!
y/n
nice sugar daddy 🛐
kenma
you both share one brain cell
bokuto
MY BRAIN DOESN'T HAVE A PRISON
kenma
no, bokuto, just no.
atsumu
ANYWAYS
i have more.
Before was was was, was was is.
i had a stroke trying
to read that ngl.
YOU ARE READING
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