Smut Stories and Imagines- Harry Potter

Talking about random shit- Marauders

Hello it's me Amethyst. Um anyways I shift and here's a fun lil story about my dr and the Marauders. I'm basically the fifth Marauder my name is Amethyst in my dr per usual. So here's the story. (This is modern hogwarts but Marauders era. Another side note I didn't script in wolfstar but they exist, Though Remus and Sirius aren't dating yet, Remus came out as gay a lil bit ago. Also pumped up kicks was playing during this convo so. and just some artic monkeys songs. Another side note we're in sixth year.

"Moonyyy. Will you pass me my tea." I said looking at my friend. The five of us Rattail, Moony, Prongs, Padfoot and I were sitting in the common room talking. It was around 2 am but we didn't have school tomorrow so we stayed up late.

"Why can't you just get it Queenie?" Remus questioned. (Queenie is my Marauders name.)

"Because your so close to it. And I'm on my period."

"Your what?" he said looking at me and I put my hand over my mouth in shock. The rest of the boys were looking at him questioningly.

"Moony. Don't tell me you don't know what a period is." he shook his head no and I started to laugh. "Don't tell me I'm the one to explain this to him!"

"Sorry Queenie. This ones you." James said chuckling.

"Ughhhh. Fuck you James. Ok well umm."

"Go on I can take it I'm not a little kid."

"Alright guess I'm basically giving you all the sex talk then." I readjusted myself pulling the blanket around me and one of my legs up as I sat in the armchair.

"Alright sooo. Do you guys at least know what a Uterus is?" I asked and James and Sirius nodded but Remus and Peter looked clueless."Oh my fuck okay. So ya know a Uterus is where the baby is stored I guess. Ya know while a woman is preggo. So a woman has eggs and eggs are basically like half babies or embryos. Do you at least know what cum is?" Sirius and James laughed and Peter and Remus just nodded.

"So um when a man cums inside a woman inside the cum is sperm and the sperm fertilizes the egg. Which is why you should where a condom during sex except you Moony but I mean you still should cause stds are a bitch. Anyways when the egg doesn't get fertilized it sheds causing a woman to bleed out of her pussy. The End. Now will someone hand me my fucking tea."

"Okay well safe to say we all learned something and Queenie traumatized Moony." Sirius said passing me my tea.

"Whatever you asked little ungrateful bastard gits." I mumbled.

"She's always like that on her period." Prongs joked.

"OH REALLY PADS?! DID YOU KNOW THE FUCKING HORMONE THAT MAKES ME ACT LIKE THIS IS TESTOSTERONE. HM NO DO YOU KNOW WHO HAS KORE TESTOSTERONE THAN ME? TEENAGE FUCKING BOYS. SO SORRY YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH ME ONCE A MONTH ON MY PERIOD ACTING LIKE THIS. WHEN I AHVE TO DEAL WITH YOU THREE EVERY SINGLE FUCKING MONTH!" I shouted.

"What about Moony." Peter questioned

"He's gay doesn't count." I said taking another sip of my tea and they all looked at me shocked. "What I am too I can say this shit."

They all laughed and we continued our conversation talking about small nothings drinking our tea into the small hours of the morning.