Chainsaw man x male reader

nayuta and y/n

y/n: "so.... what the hell were you doing in china?"

nayuta: "a lady told me to stay there."

y/n: "a...lady? whos this lady"

nayuta: "I dunno"

y/n: "do you remember  what she looks like?"

nayuta: "I think she was a ginger, wore a business suite  and had a really, really, really big butt"

y/n: "ahaha yep I know her that sounds like Makima"

nayuta: "you know her?" 

y/n: "yep. Bute what makes Makima want to put you all the way in china? are you... a devil?"

nayuta: ".....apparently I'm.. ummmm a control devil?"

y/n: "wow. oh where are ill hire a room for us" y/n entered the hotel with nayuta still on his back. He hands the owner of the hotel his  badge that showed he was part of the burro. people looked at y/n in disgust due to the stench of blood and him being covered in blood.

Hotel owner: "U-Um s-sir did y-you do something wrong?"

y/n: "huh?"

random dick head lady: "hey you is that's my child! w-were you trying to kidnap my child?" the random lady tried acting like nayuta belonged to her and her rather large (buff) husband came up to us. "honey he tried taking our child.!!"

y/n: "what are you-" suddenly the man grabbed y/n by the neck and lifted him up. 

husband dick head: "look here kid I don't mind killing you to get my daughter back."

y/n: "f-fuck  o-off" y/n stuck out his hand  and held it out like a finger gun aiming directly at the guys forehead. 

husband dick head: "this aint no videogame  kid ahahah"

dickhead wife: "ahahahah'

y/n: "sorry ma'am but your about to become a widow" y/n suddenly pressed his thumb down as if he shot the finger gun and suddenly ... 

the husband evaporated. and the "wife" began crying as everyone looked at this teenager known as y/n in shock.

y/n: "please bring up some bread and milk at our hotel room."

hotel owner : "y-yes sir!! your r-room is number 12 third floor." he hands y/n the key to the room and y/n left with nayuta. 

nayuta: "what was that!"

y/n: "huh? oh I'm a devil too. y/n that's my name im the." 

nayuta: chainsaw man or chainsaw devil!!"

y/n: "oh so Makima told you about me. what did she say.?"

nayuta: "to make sure i kill  y/n on uhhhhh December 25th"

y/n: "so she knew when i was gonna attack huh." y/n looked at a calendar placed on the wall that showed December was just a month from now "So do you still wanna kill me?"