Breakdown x Airachnid

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Me: Hello my demons! Welcome back to this f*cking pit of chaos. 

Holly: Who's the request from today?

Me: ElectrizOne_TfFan 

Ash: This will be fun!

Me: If I don't get my head cut off. Today's ship is....Breakdown x Airachnid!!

Airachnid: WHAT?!

Ree: OH HELL NO. *tries to walk out*

Me: *pulls her back in* You said you were gonna help with the-

*lights go out*

Moonray: Already?

Me: AAAHHHH!!!

*lights turn back on*

Me: *is now hanging upside down from the ceiling*

Ash: HAHAHA!!

Me: Uggghhh, I knew this would happen!

Holly: Just get on with the show please. 

Me: Reactions?

Optimus: Hmmm....I believe that it could work....

Elita: No idea...

Bee: Possibly.

Bulkhead: Based on what we've seen? Yeah. He likes her.

Me: *notices Ash trying to climb out through the vents* GET BACK IN HERE

Arcee: The spider glitch does not deserve anyone to love.

Airachnid: YOU LITTLE-

Me: Save it for after the show!

Ree: *mumbles* I wanna see a FIGHT.

Smokescreen: Uhhh....

Ash: Dope.

*rock hits Ash on the head*

Ash: HEY!!!

Ultra Funkill: Why should I even care?

Holly: *looks around* What a sh*tshow.

Me: Shut up.

Megatron: Your show is ridiculous.

Me: And you're annoying. We'd probably end you ourselves if that wouldn't mean death by Lawless.

Ree: You're gonna start a comment war!!! 

Me: SORRY!

Starscream: I don't know how I'm supposed to know this scrap, but this could possibly work out.

Soundwave: 👍

Knockout: Frag. YES. I ship this!!!!

Dreadwing: Did Airachnid not KILL him?

Predaking: .....

Shockwave: This pairing is...logical....

Jack: Just not gonna comment on this.....

Miko: Uh...

Raf: *silent*

Me: Now for the fun part.

Breakdown: Uh...I...

Airachnid: SPIT IT OUT.

Breakdown: Look Airachnid, I've really liked you for a long time....don't know why I didn't say that before....

Airachnid: Well you really should have said something sooner....but I oddly seem to feel the same way....so I guess it does not matter.

Breakdown: *smiles and then kisses her*

Me: YESSSS finally something turned out well on this show.

*power goes out*

Ree: Here we go....

??: What, you didn't expect this scrap? Come on!

Arcee: Show's over isn't it? *attacks Airachnid*

Me: GET ME DOWN!!!

Holly: Told you. Sh*tshow.



Thanks for reading! I hope you all enjoyed! Next up is.....*drumroll*

JACK X MIKO!!!

Tune in next time!

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