Me: Hello my demons! Welcome back to this f*cking pit of chaos.
Holly: Who's the request from today?
Ash: This will be fun!
Me: If I don't get my head cut off. Today's ship is....Breakdown x Airachnid!!
Airachnid: WHAT?!
Ree: OH HELL NO. *tries to walk out*
Me: *pulls her back in* You said you were gonna help with the-
*lights go out*
Moonray: Already?
Me: AAAHHHH!!!
*lights turn back on*
Me: *is now hanging upside down from the ceiling*
Ash: HAHAHA!!
Me: Uggghhh, I knew this would happen!
Holly: Just get on with the show please.
Me: Reactions?
Optimus: Hmmm....I believe that it could work....
Elita: No idea...
Bee: Possibly.
Bulkhead: Based on what we've seen? Yeah. He likes her.
Me: *notices Ash trying to climb out through the vents* GET BACK IN HERE
Arcee: The spider glitch does not deserve anyone to love.
Airachnid: YOU LITTLE-
Me: Save it for after the show!
Ree: *mumbles* I wanna see a FIGHT.
Smokescreen: Uhhh....
Ash: Dope.
*rock hits Ash on the head*
Ash: HEY!!!
Ultra Funkill: Why should I even care?
Holly: *looks around* What a sh*tshow.
Me: Shut up.
Megatron: Your show is ridiculous.
Me: And you're annoying. We'd probably end you ourselves if that wouldn't mean death by Lawless.
Ree: You're gonna start a comment war!!!
Me: SORRY!
Starscream: I don't know how I'm supposed to know this scrap, but this could possibly work out.
Soundwave: 👍
Knockout: Frag. YES. I ship this!!!!
Dreadwing: Did Airachnid not KILL him?
Predaking: .....
Shockwave: This pairing is...logical....
Jack: Just not gonna comment on this.....
Miko: Uh...
Raf: *silent*
Me: Now for the fun part.
Breakdown: Uh...I...
Airachnid: SPIT IT OUT.
Breakdown: Look Airachnid, I've really liked you for a long time....don't know why I didn't say that before....
Airachnid: Well you really should have said something sooner....but I oddly seem to feel the same way....so I guess it does not matter.
Breakdown: *smiles and then kisses her*
Me: YESSSS finally something turned out well on this show.
*power goes out*
Ree: Here we go....
??: What, you didn't expect this scrap? Come on!
Arcee: Show's over isn't it? *attacks Airachnid*
Me: GET ME DOWN!!!
Holly: Told you. Sh*tshow.
Thanks for reading! I hope you all enjoyed! Next up is.....*drumroll*
JACK X MIKO!!!
Tune in next time!
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TFP Ship Reactions [Discontinued]
FanfictionHello everyone!! My name is Xara Naomi, and I'm joined by my assitant Holly Brackett-AKA Silvercloud. Basically I've teleported the Autobots and Decepticons to our dimension to have them react to ships! Updates will be slightly slow because I have s...