TFP Ship Reactions [Discontinued]

Smokescreen x Bee

Me: WHAT IS UP F*CKERS?! Xara and crew back again for more chaotic ship reacting!

Devlin: LANGUAGE! Aren't there kids here?

Me: OI, who let the variant in?!

Holly: ....it's an open base, Xara

Me: Still. This isn't even his inspirationdom. Or any other version of his universe.

Ash: Which is what again?

Me: You don't know the-oh forget it. Please leave, Devlin. We're doing a show here!

Devlin: :( *walks out*

Holly: *shuts the door* Jeez, the Esempians SUCK.

Me: What do you expect from a bunch of parodies who are nuke-obsessed, love yelling and cursing, rebel against the government, blow up villages, arson orchards, and try to start wars on the DAILY?

*crickets*

Me: Why does no one know....ugh, let's start this. *snaps fingers*

Starscream: Oh you have got to be fragging joking. 

Ash: NOPE! We're back for more!

Shockwave: The continuation of your...show...is illogical.

Me: Shut it. 

Holly: This one is from...let's see...Cold_flame4949, thank you for the request. Ash you wanna do the honors?

Ash: Sure! Presenting Smokescreen x Bumblebee! This is gonna be fun.

Me: *snaps up the picture*

Bee: *starts to speak* Wh-

Me: Shhhh, save it for later. Reactions please!

*screaming outside*

Ash: *yells out the door* SHUT THE F*CK UP OUT THERE! NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION!

Devlin: *in the background* AAAAAAAAAA LANGUAGEEEE

Paz: SHUT UP WITH THE LANGUAGE!

Me: Moving on....

Optimus: Possible. Not probable.

Elita: I don't know!

Me: Okay, I'm done, all in favor of her going?

*Ash, Holly and I all raise hands*

Ash: Bots don't count.

Ratchet: Seriously?

Me: BYE BYE! *snaps Elita away* Next!

Arcee: Maybe. Not sure

Bulkhead: I don't think so.

Ratchet: This show is ridiculous.

Holly: .....okay but what's your opinion on the ship?

Ratchet: *mutters* ridiculous.

Me: We'll come back to you! Are there any bots I missed?

Smokescreen: Ye-

Me: BESIDES the happy couple?

Nebula: *knocking on the door* Xaraaaaa cut your cameras, there's a problem out here!

Ash: YEAH RIGHT A*SHOLE!

Holly: IF PEOPLE WOULD STOP INTERRUPTING WE COULD GO ON! CONS?!

Megatron: Well, stupidity goes with stupidity, so why not?

Me: Shut up now.

Starscream: I honestly don't care what happens as long as they stay out of my way.

Knockout: I'm not a fan.

Breakdown: Neutral.

Soundwave: 😐

Shockwave: This one has a high probability rate.

Dreadwing: ....hmmmm....

Me: Speak up, we don't have all day!

Dreadwing: ...who knows?

Jack: I don't like it either.

Miko: Meh, it's possible!

Raf: No. No. Nope.

Me: Moving on to the final bit!

Bee: Well I do enjoy Smokescreen's company and he's a good friend, but I don't like him like THAT. Humans are strange.

Holly: Indeed.

Smokescreen: .....i have nothing to say.

Ash: *eyebrow raise* Hmmm-

Me: Ashlyn Lori Creek. No.

Holly: Okay we're done. Cut the cameras, everyone is tired.

Simon: *in the background* WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!?

Me: ...shutting it off! 

I hope everyone enjoyed! I'm pretty sure Megatron x Soundwave is next. Until next time, stay safe everyone! Xara, out.