TFP Ship Reactions [Discontinued]

Soundwave x Arcee

Me: Good day everyone! We are doing this show...again....

Holly: You seem in a better mood than normal today.

Me: Because no one is going to get mad today! I think.

Arcee: Now I'm starting to get tired of this place. 

Ash: *laughing* Things are about to get even better!

Eclipse: Oh great *sarcasm*

Nebula: This is gonna be good.

Me: What are you two doing here?! Get out!

Nebula: Fine.

Eclipse: But entertainment-

Me: Leaveeee

Holly: What ship are we even doing today?

Me: Today we have Soundwave x Arcee! Requested by PhoenixFire2020 

Arcee: OH COME ON!

Eclipse: *walks out* Frag to the fragging no I'm not getting involved nope-

Retrowing: But I will. Because someone needs to keep this show going.

Starscream: Who are you?!

Retrowing: Call me Retrowing. I'm new here. Shadelift, Error and I like to cause problems around the base.

Bee: Who are-

Me: MOVING ALONG BEFORE THEY SHOW UP!

Optimus: I do not really understand this one.

Elita: Neither do I.

Bee: Where did this come from? It's another one that just doesn't make sense. 

Bulkhead: I agree with Optimus.

Arcee: I-

Me: Not your turn!

Retrowing: Ya damn straight.

Me: Actually I'm biromantic.

Ash: Okay.

Wheeljack: Don't particularly like this one. Maybe it's cause Bots and Cons shouldn't mix-

Nebula, Chemical, Zapp, Tripwire: HEY!

Wheeljack: .....or maybe it's just because Soundwave is a piece of scrap.

Soundwave: 🤬😑

Retrowing: Hmmmm....

Eclipse: *pokes her helm back in* Why are the Autobots the ones with sense?

Me: I'm not going to question why you're AGREEING with them.

Retrowing: That would take too much time. 

Me: Oh you shut up.

Smokescreen: I'm not sure. I don't really understand this.

Me: Please tell me I didn't forget anyone.

Holly: Ya kicked Ultra Idiota out so no.

Retrowing: Cons?

Megatron: None of our kind will ever associate with Autobot filth.

Starscream: Why? Just why?

Eclipse: THANK YOU EVERYONE!

Knockout: Well I think this is....hmm...not great.

Cloud: *throws a sword at Knockout*

Knockout: DON'T SCRATCH THE PAINT HUMAN!

Ree: Shut the front door.

Breakdown: I don't ship this. It's fragging weird. Also what door?

Me: ....never mind that. Continue please.

Retrowing: *trying to think of something to cause chaos with*

Airachnid: This show is ridiculous, when can I leave?

Me: Now in fact. But we'll send you to Chem instead of Noah. *snaps fingers*

Airachnid: *disappears*

Ash: Xara....Chem is going to tear her apart.

Me: That's the point. 

Dreadwing: There seems to be no chemistry between them. So, no.

Predaking: ......why?

Shockwave: Illogical. The Autobot is not worthy of a mate such as Soundwave.

*crickets*

*crickets*

*more crickets*

Me: Who let all these goddamn crickets in here?

Ash: *raises a hand*

*crickets continue*

Holly: Moving on please-

Ree: Wait! Humans?

Me: Is continuing this really a good idea?

Ree: Probably not!

Jack: Absolutely not. No. No. No.

Miko: This is weird.

Raf: Uh...I think I'll just pass on this one.

Me: FInal reactions. Please. I want to hurry this up.

Soundwave: 👎👎👎

Arcee: You have GOT to be joking. I'm getting shipped with that? *points at Soundwave*

Shockwave: It would be logical for the Autobot to be silent now.

Me: OKAYYYYYYY WELLLLL WE SHOULD PROBABLY CUT THE CAMERAS NOW!

Darkbolt: What in the world is going o-

Ash: END SCENE!

That was eventful. We got some strange ones coming up next. Hope y'all enjoyed! Requests will open again once I've gotten through some of those that I have now.