Me: Hellooooo again everyone! Welcome back to the show! I know it's been a while but school's been kicking my aft.
Bee: I'm really starting to get tired of this.
Holly: Be glad you're not involved in this one. Hey, where's Ash?
Me: Torturing the Esempians.
*crickets*
*crickets*
Me: NOT LITERALLY!
Knockout: Humans are awfully strange....
Ree: We know.
Me: I'm tired so let's get this show on the road! *snaps*
*nothing happens*
Me: ? *snaps again*
*still nothing*
Me: YO, THE F*CK?
Ree: *laughing*
Holly: What's funny?
Ree: Nothing.
Jack: I have absolutely no clue what's going on.
*screaming in the background*
Me: Okay hold on a second. *opens the door* GHOSTY CAN YOU STOP COMPLAINING?!
*incomprehensible Ghostfire yelling*
Me: Well why are you even looking at it when Cat sent it to me?
*more yelling*
Me: Tell Ash to stop showing you random sh*t! And shut up, we have a show to do! *slams the door* Now where were we?
Ree: Author magic no worky?
Me: Right....*snaps again*
*This comes up instead*
*mutters of confusion*
Raf: What...the...heck?
Me: DUDE. Who is f*cking with my magical author powers?
Holly: It's either Ash or Jordan.
Me: Jordan is an Esempian, what reason would he have to infiltrate the show?
Holly: Maybe he wan-
*crash*
Me: OH MY F*CKING GOD! EVERYONE STOP CAUSING PROBLEMOS!
*complete silence*
Starscream: Nah, I don't think so.
Me: *snaps my fingers again*
*Starscream turns into a turtle*
Me: That's not what I meant to do, but that's alright.
Megatron: He's a...what is that?
YOU ARE READING
TFP Ship Reactions [Discontinued]
Fiksi PenggemarHello everyone!! My name is Xara Naomi, and I'm joined by my assitant Holly Brackett-AKA Silvercloud. Basically I've teleported the Autobots and Decepticons to our dimension to have them react to ships! Updates will be slightly slow because I have s...