Megatron x Soundwave

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Me: Hellooooo again everyone! Welcome back to the show! I know it's been a while but school's been kicking my aft. 

Bee: I'm really starting to get tired of this.

Holly: Be glad you're not involved in this one. Hey, where's Ash?

Me: Torturing the Esempians.

*crickets*

*crickets*

Me: NOT LITERALLY!

Knockout: Humans are awfully strange....

Ree: We know.

Me: I'm tired so let's get this show on the road! *snaps*

*nothing happens*

Me: ? *snaps again*

*still nothing*

Me: YO, THE F*CK?

Ree: *laughing*

Holly: What's funny?

Ree: Nothing.

Jack: I have absolutely no clue what's going on.

*screaming in the background*

Me: Okay hold on a second. *opens the door* GHOSTY CAN YOU STOP COMPLAINING?!

*incomprehensible Ghostfire yelling*

Me: Well why are you even looking at it when Cat sent it to me?

*more yelling*

Me: Tell Ash to stop showing you random sh*t! And shut up, we have a show to do! *slams the door* Now where were we?

Ree: Author magic no worky?

Me: Right....*snaps again*

*This comes up instead*

*This comes up instead*

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*mutters of confusion*

Raf: What...the...heck?

Me: DUDE. Who is f*cking with my magical author powers?

Holly: It's either Ash or Jordan.

Me: Jordan is an Esempian, what reason would he have to infiltrate the show?

Holly: Maybe he wan-

*crash*

Me: OH MY F*CKING GOD! EVERYONE STOP CAUSING PROBLEMOS!

*complete silence*

Starscream: Nah, I don't think so.

Me: *snaps my fingers again*

*Starscream turns into a turtle*

Me: That's not what I meant to do, but that's alright.

Megatron: He's a...what is that?

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