Wheeljack x Bulkhead

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Me: HI EVERYONE! Xara here! I'm no longer sick or busy which means I can be on the show once again!

Holly: Good thing too, last episode was a disaster.

Me: Isn't it always?

Ash: Yes, especially when people start running around causing problems.

*screaming outside the door*

Me: Hold on a sec. *opens the door* LONDON AND IOTZ! TAKE IT OUTSIDE FOR HECK'S SAKE! *slams the door*

Ash: Okayyyyyy then...

Holly: Sorry about that everyone. Problematic Marvel people.

Everyone: *confuzzled*

Me: London and Iotz are having a feud, never mind them. 

Ash: Now what are we here for today? Don't answer that, I got it. We're doing WHEELJACK X BULKHEAD TODAY! Requested by itzjessemcsm5 and food1929 

Me: *snaps up picture*

Ree: Well yeet my feet and call me an aardvark.

Me: *WHEEZE*

Miko: What in the world-

Holly: Let's get this show on the road people.

*knocking on the door*

Me: GO AWAY!

Optimus: I'm having mixed feelings about this one.

Elita: Maybe.

Bee: I'm understanding this one, but at the same time I'm not understanding it...

Ratchet: You have got to be joking.

Arcee: No, I don't think so.

Smokescreen: I'm a little confused.

*louder knocking*

Me: F*CK OFF GHOSTY! NEXT!

Megatron: I don't see why we keep coming back.

Starscream: I don't either. I mean, maybe?! Why should we know?

Knockout: Hmmmm....

*something flies through the air and hits Arcee on the helm*

Arcee: WHAT WAS THAT!?

Sam: SORRY! Trident practice gone wrong.

Me: FOR THE LAST TIME JASPER! SHUT THE DAMN DOORS!

Jasper: *shuts the other door*

Holly: Moving on....

Breakdown: I actually think this could work. It's probably just me however.

Soundwave: 🤷

*crash*

Me: WHAT NOW?!

Tori: JASPERRRRRR WYATT IS TRYING TO CUT MY HAIR AGAIN!

Olivia: CONNER STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY SKIN!

Smokescreen: What the frag....

Me: Now those are Esempians. They come from the Red Diamond. Sorry about them.

Shockwave: Well I, for one, think this might actually be logical.

Dreadwing: I am not concerned.

Predaking: Neither am I.

Me: Okay the Predacon has gotta go. He's just a damper on the fun, bye! *snaps him away*

Nasir in the background: XARAAAAAAA I DON'T NEED ANOTHER ONE!

Me: WELL TOO BAD! 

Jack: Ehhhhhhh

Miko: NAH!

Raf: Maybe, maybe not.

Holly: Bots in question?

Wheeljack: Nah, we're not anything more than best friends. And no offense but I wouldn't want to be anything more than that.

Bulkhead: Seconded.

Ratchet: *still grumpy*

Me: Why the long faceeeee?

Ratchet: -_-

Ash: Peaceful episode?

Holly: ASH NO-

*someone trying to kick the door down*

Matias: ¡¿QUÉ MIERDA ESTÁ PASANDO ?! ¡ESTOY TRATANDO DE DORMIR! ¡DETENGA ESE RUIDO!

Ghostfire: LEMME INNNNNNNNNN

Me: Ash you jinxed us.

Ree: CAMERAS CUT THE CAMERAS!

Ghostfire: IN IN IN! INNNNNN DEVLIN HELP ME GET IN!

Devlin: N O

Ash: CAMERASSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Me: BYE EVERYONE HOPE Y'ALL ENJOYED!



Smokescreen x Bee next, god save the Base. Good night everyone <3



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