A Wonderful Adventure For This Metalhead (KonoSuba x Male Reader)

Reincarnation

Bold text describes what's happening.
"Text in quotations represent speech."
'Italicized text like this represents thinking'
And for the three people that don't know, (Y/N) means your name.

???: "You, (Y/N) (L/N), have died."

(Y/N): "...Excuse me?"

A long haired young man in mostly black clothes and a cut off denim jacket covered in patches sat in the middle of a light spot in a dark room. In front of him sat one of the most beautiful women he had ever seen. She had what looked like a nun's outfit, but in purple, with some gold and white here and there. She had silver hair and an elegant and kind air to her.

(Y/N): "Can you run that by me one more time?"

???: "You, (Y/N) (L/N) have died."

(Y/N): "Well shit."

The young man sat in thought for a moment before looking up to the woman.

(Y/N): Can you remind me how I went?

???: "Of course. It seems as if you were playing some kind of musical show when it happened. You wer-"

The young man suddenly slapped himself on the forehead.

(Y/N): "Oh my god, I remember now. I was in that shitty club with my band when it happened. I got cocky and walked too far towards the crowd for my solo. I pulled my cord to far and toppled one of the stacks. I tried to run to catch it, but I got caught under it. It must have crushed my head."

???: "That's precisely it. I'm sorry."

(Y/N): "It's all good. The band I was with weren't too fond of me anyway, so they won't take it too hard. And I got to die with the title of a Megadeth song too. Heh, Headcrusher."

The girl in front of him tilted her head cutely, and had a puzzled expression on her face.

???: "Mega...death?"

(Y/N): "No, Megadeth without the A."

???: "Huh?"

(Y/N): "Nevermind, the fourth wall is already broken enough."

The girl just seemed even more confused, and an awkward silence descended upon the two. After a little bit, the boy decided to try and break the ice again.

(Y/N): "I don't wanna sound sexist here, but I never thought that God was a woman."

???: "Oh my goodness, I never told you who I was did I? I'm not god, but a goddess. My name is Eris, and I'm the goddess that oversees Japan, but only because I'm filling in for my senpai right now."

(Y/N): "Japan? Then how in the hell did I get here? I'm American."

Eris: "I'm not quite sure myself. But I suppose it doesn't matter now. I'm here to give you three options. The first option is to go to heaven, but it's not all it'd cracked up to be. There's no entertainment there, and you can't do anything sexual either. All you can do is float around and speak to your ancestors for eternity."

(Y/N): "I think I'll pass on that one. Being south of heaven was always more my style anyway, heheh."

Eris seemed confused about his joke for a second, but quickly continued.

Eris: "Second, you can be reincarnated as a baby back on earth. But you will be starting from scratch, with no recollection of your past life."

(Y/N): "Can't say that one sounds any better."