Aqua: "Achoo! Cold...so cold...Somebody warm me up."
(Y/N): "Aqua, you're a goddess right?"
Aqua: "Of course! Are you thinking about joining the Axis Sect?"
(Y/N): "Not exactly. since you're a goddess, you're actually pretty old aren't you? Knit us some sweaters grandma."
Aqua: "Keep calling me old, and you'll receive a God Blow!"
(Y/N): "Don't you have cookies to bake or something?"
(Y/N) was laughing by now, but Aqua was ready to punch him. She got up and started to roll up her sleeve, but was startled by Kazuma.
Kazuma: "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
(Y/N): "Jesus! What the hell is your problem?!"
Aqua: "What's with you?!"
Kazuma: "Don't you understand?! Darkness left to that noble's house last night and didn't come back yet! She's probably..."
(Y/N): "Our pure.....Our Darkness has been defiled!"
Kazuma, (Y/N), & Aqua: "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
???: "Nyaa."
(Y/N) didn't hesitate to instantly scoop up the small cat that had just appeared. The cat was surprised at first, but settled in fairly quickly.
(Y/N): "Well ain't you just the cutest little thing!"
Cat: "Nyaa!"
The cat purred and nestled into (Y/N)'s arms.
(Y/N): "You're just a little furry ball of sunshine, ain't you?"
The cat rolled over in his arms, signaling where it wanted to be pet.
(Y/N): "And polite too! You're a fuzzy gentleman, yes you are!"
Kazuma and Aqua stared wide eyed at him. While scratching the cat's belly, he noticed them out of the corner of his eye.
(Y/N): "Ahem! I mean, look a cat."
Kazuma: "I...I don't know what to think."
Aqua: "You got totally mushy as soon the cat appeared."
(Y/N): "I know! I have a soft spot for pets, so what?! I'm still the same whiskey drinking son of a bitch I've always been!"
Kazuma: "Seriously, where'd this thing come from?"
(Y/N): "I don't know, and I don't really care. I'm naming him Stun Gun The Third."
Kazuma: "What the hell kinda name is that?"
Megumin appeared in the doorway.
Megumin: "Her name is Chomusuke, and she's my familiar."
(Y/N): "Chombo Combo it is."
Megumin: "She shouldn't cause much trouble."
Kazuma walked over and started petting Chomusuke.
Kazuma: "You wanna keep her?"
Megumin: "Is that alright?"
(Y/N): "I've only known Chomusuke for five minutes, but if anything happened to her, I'd kill whoever hurt her and then myself."
Kazuma: "I don't suppose it's an option not to now."
Aqua walked over and stretched her hand out, but Chomusuke scratched her.
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A Wonderful Adventure For This Metalhead (KonoSuba x Male Reader)
Hayran KurguWhat would happen when a metalhead guitarist reincarnates to a fantasy world? Read and find out.