A Wonderful Adventure For This Metalhead (KonoSuba x Male Reader)

An Unusual Duet, Fishing Buddies, And Roadtrip

Aqua handed Kazuma a cup of hot tea. They were acting unusually civil, freaking out both Megumin and Darkness.

Kazuma: "Aqua, this is hot water."

Aqua: "Ah, my apologies. I'll fix it up right away."

Megumin and Darkness both looked to the stairs as they heard someone making their way down. They saw (Y/N) walking down the stairs and bust out laughing.

(Y/N): "You thought I was kidding didn't you."

He had most oh is regular clothes, but there was an added piece. A big brown cowboy hat rested on his head, and in the dip of the hat sat Chomusuke, wearing her own strap on cowboy hat.

Megumin: "How?!"

(Y/N): "Custom made. Cost a lot too."

Kazuma: "Ahem... (Y/N)?"

(Y/N): "Yes?"

Kazuma: "Care for some tea?"

(Y/N): "Is it sweet?"

Kazuma: "You can make it sweet."

(Y/N): "Is it cold?"

Kazuma: "It's hot tea."

(Y/N): "Then I'll pass."

He looked to Megumin and Darkness.

(Y/N): "What the fuck is going on?"

Megumin: "Apparently a huge sum of money is coming in."

(Y/N): "How much is a huge sum?"

Megumin: "He said 300 million."

(Y/N)'s eyes bugged out of his head.

(Y/N): "Holy shit...We could quit adventuring if we wanted to."

Megumin: "Please don't turn weird like them."

(Y/N): "I said if we wanted to. I don't, chaos is comfort for me. What about you, Darkness."

Darkness was daydreaming, and hadn't heard anything yet.

(Y/N): "Hello, Darkness?"

Darkness: "..."

(Y/N): "I know what'll wake her up. Lalatina."

Darkness: "Don't call me that!"

(Y/N): "Had to say something to get your attention."

Darkness: "Sorry, I was just thinking of how much of a jerk Kazuma will become."

Darkness started daydreaming again, and started to pant. Aqua came back and handed Kazuma another cup.

Aqua: "Here you go Kazuma, from the finest tea leaves."

Kazuma took a sip.

Kazuma: "Oh Aqua, it's still hot water. You must have purified it again."

Aqua: "Oh dear, I'll fix it for you."

Kazuma: "No need, I'll finish it as is."

(Y/N): "I'll leave you to it, I'm gonna go get fucked up."

Darkness: "Can I go with you?"

(Y/N): "Not that kind of fucked up. But y'all can come if you want. I've got to do a show for the guild."

Megumin: "You have to?"

(Y/N): "Yep. Them sons of bitches need a kickstart apparently. Luna wouldn't get off my back about it the other day. They've already advertised it, so I've gotta be there soon."