A Wonderful Adventure For This Metalhead (KonoSuba x Male Reader)

The Ten Million Bride: Prologue and Chapter 1

Darkness: "You...Why must you always be this way?!"

Kazuma: "Don't go stealing my lines! Why are you so upset that you feel the need to keep lecturing me?! Or do you just want me to notice you, tsundere?! If you like me, then just tell me!"

Darkness: "Who in their right mind would like a weak virgin neet like you?! I'll teach you a lesson, just wait and see!"

As Kazuma and Darkness argued in the living room, (Y/N) came down the stairs.

(Y/N): "Kazuma, check this out! Doesn't this look fuckin sick?!"

(Y/N) held up Amelia, showing off his new mod. Instead of the normal volume knob, he'd replaced it with the ring from Iris.

Darkness: "You fool! That's way too obvious, you can't let anyone find out that you have that! Put it away!"

(Y/N): "You're such a buzzkill, Lalatina."

(Y/N) and Darkness sank into the couch on either side of Kazuma. (Y/N) effortlessly popped the ring off and placed it in his pocket, before taking the original volume knob from his other pocket, and placing it back on.

Darkness: "Being around you two is exhausting. I thought it'd be better since we were home now, but that doesn't seem to be the case."

Kazuma: "You're one to talk. You always bring trouble wherever you go, but you still lecture me like this. You barely reach the bottom of aristocracy, but showing an aire of a fine lady wouldn't be bad for you.x

Darkness: "B-bottom of aristocracy?! House Dustiness is known as the favored sword of the kingdom, and you call it the bottom of aristocracy...You're probably the only man alive who'd say something like that."

Kazuma: "If you want to compliment me, at least make it a little understandable please."

(Y/N): "If you think that was a compliment, then you're misinterpreting something."

Darkness leaned back into the couch and sipped her tea.

Darkness: "You two are always so strange. Even when I revealed my family, you and (Y/N) were more interested in my name than my social status...What weird guys you two are."

(Y/N): "Hey, I really am weird, but I still don't appreciate being called weird."

Kazuma: "Yeah, what's with you Lalatina? I don't wanna be called weird by someone like you. You're an unworldly noble, an adventurer, a masochist, and the list goes on. How many character traits do you plan to hog, greedy woman?"

(Y/N): "I assume that I have the cool guy trait."

Kazuma: "You're the drunkard."

(Y/N): "No the fuck I ain't, that's Aqua."

Kazuma: "I suppose so. Well you'd be the screw-loose boyfriend of the screw-loose girl."

(Y/N): "I'll show you screw-loose."

Kazuma ignored (Y/N) and took a sip of tea.

Kazuma: "Hey, this pretty good."

Darkness: "Fufufu, you said the food I cooked was average, but I'm quite confident in my tea."

Kazuma: "(Y/N)'s is better."

Darkness looked depressed as (Y/N) shot her a pair of finger guns.

Kazuma: "At least that's what I would say if he didn't put a pound of sugar in."

Darkness regained her good mood, but now (Y/N) was the one looking depressed.