A Wonderful Adventure For This Metalhead (KonoSuba x Male Reader)

Return, Proposal Problem, and Meeting

In the mansion, (Y/N) was holding Megumin, trying to keep her warm, with Chomusuke sleeping on his head. Megumin was on the couch nuzzled into to him, trying to stay warm. Aqua was sewing something, and Kazuma was standing over her.

Aqua: "Achoo!"

Kazuma: "Oya oya, is someone catching a cold?"

Aqua: "You're sounding pretty nasal yourself Kazuma. I'll hurry up and fix this tracksuit for you."

Kazuma: "You're the one who threw into the fire though."

Aqua had a large red bump on her head. Her stomach started to growl.

Kazuma: "Oya oya, is someone hungry?"

Aqua: "Now that I think about it, I haven't eaten breakfast yet."

Kazuma: "You're the one who got carried away and blew our money on booze though."

Aqua: "But...Everyone was having so much fun!"

Aqua looked behind her to see Kazuma holding a large bottle of alcohol.

Aqua: "Th-that looks like the special bubbly I keep under my bed..."

Kazuma: "I wonder if the pawn shop is open?"

Aqua: "Give it back! It's the last one I have!"

(Y/N): "Hey Megumin."

Megumin: "Hmm?"

(Y/N): "You think Aqua knows I could've lit a fire with my lightning?"

Megumin: "It's possible. Unlikely, but possible."

(Y/N): "She amazes me sometimes. She can either be super perceptive, or deathly dense. I think it depends on the weather."

Megumin: "My guess is the moon cycle."

Kazuma: "Steal!"

Kazuma stole Aqua's raiment.

Aqua: "Please Kazuma! I got carried away, I'm sorry!"

Kazuma: "You're worrying about all the wrong things! We still have a mountain of debt, and Darkness isn't back yet!"

Just then, a woman slammed open the door, rushing inside.

???: "Trouble, Kazuma! Big, big trouble!"

Kazuma, Aqua, & Megumin: "Who are you?"

(Y/N): "Gone for this long, and this is how you say hello? We've missed you."

(Small Timeskip)

(Y/N was playing a song to make a reference, and the others were trying to figure out who the woman was.

Megumin: "Well she knows you, Kazuma. She called you by your name."

(Y/N): "Y'all blind or something?"

Kazuma: "(Y/N), you know her?"

(Y/N): "Of course I do. It's pretty fuckin obvious. But I'll let you figure it out on your own."

Kazuma: "Alright then. Who are you?"

The woman in question began to blush and moan.

???: "Mhhhm! Kazuma, can't you save this kind of play for later?!"