Couple Headcanons

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Oikawa

You: I'm home!

Oikawa: Welcome back! Do you want lunch or....do you want me?

You: Ill have lunch

Oikawa: *mumbles angrily*


Iwaizumi

Iwaizumi: *completely serious* 

I have to get something off my chest

You: *with fingers crossed*

Is it your shirt? I hope its your shirt please.


Hinata

Hinata: is it ok if I swear?

You: Yes, babe. You can swear.

Hinata: f...

You: Go on.

Hinata: Im nervous.


Tsukishima

You: truth or dare

Tsukki: *exasperated* truth

You: do you want to kiss me?

Tsukki: dare.

You: *leans in* I dare you to kiss me.

Tsukki: never have I ever-

You: ThaT iS NoT ThE GaME


Kageyama

Kags: I have very high standards, I'd never date anyone clue-

You walking in, tripping and falling face first on the floor: Ahh shit, oh hi guys!

Kags: I want them


Bokuto

You: *taking a nap on your couch*

*sound of door opening*

Bokuto: *Shouting* Y/NNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!

You: *grumpy* whaaat

Bokuto: I CAUGHT A BIRD!!!!! *muffled chirping sound*

You: *drifting back to sleep* that's nice.

You: ...

You: WAIT WHAT!? PUT IT BACK!!!!!


Akaashi

You: IM TOO HOT

You:  *points at Akaashi

You: :D

You: :D

You: : D

Akaashi:  *sighs*

Akaashi: *monotone with deadpan expression* hot damn

You: CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIRE MAN


Kuroo

You: *falls down the stairs*

Kuroo: *catches you* I think you just

Kuroo:

Kuroo:

Kuroo: fell for me.

You: Put me down


Kenma

Kenma: * yawns*

You:  yeah, being pretty must be tiring

Kenma: *tilts his head* then you must be exhausted

You: *blushes furiously*


Atsumu

You: Are you....blushing?

Atsumu: What, no

You: Did I get the hardcore, total badass Atsumu to blush?

Atsumu:  No...Its...its the cold.

You: Huh. Its the cold. And not that I told you "your face is freaking adorable and I bet the rest of you is too"?

Atsumu: * blushing harder* *voice cracks* N-no.


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