Oikawa
Oikawa: Y/n-channn. R u sleeping
You: Yes I am
Oikawa: o ok. Well I just wanted to ask whether crabs think fish can fly
You: Tooru...it's 3 am. Is this what you were thinking about this whole time?
Oikawa: Ofc! So? What do u think?
You: I think u should go to sleep and stop overusing ur nonexistent brain. You have practice tomorrow. Iwaizumi will murder u if u don't show up in top condition
You: Oikawa?
You: hello?Hinata
Him: why r breakfast dates not a more popular thing?
You: Hinata. Go to bed
Him: like forget your 9pm fancy dinner reservations, let's go eat pancakes at 9am in our pjs
You: I love you!❤️
Him: Ik. I do too. So r we going or not?Kenma
You: wake up!!
Kenma: ...it's so early. Y r u texting me?
You: I want to go ghost hunting
Kenma: great. You do that. I'll be staying here. Gn.
You: NOO! I want u to be there toooooooo😫 Don't you want to meet whoever watches us sleep? 😏
Kenma: ...stop talking
You: Fine. I'll go by myself. You will regret it.
Kenma: 😴Kuroo
You:Him: what the- WHAT R U DOING?!
You: YOURE A LIVING MEME!! And I thought u were sleeping
Him: I was before my phone blew up with notifications from someone who spammed me photos I don't wan-Y/n:
Him: t. STOP! DELETE THEM RN!! Please? Sweetheart I'll do anything.
You: hmm. Well if you ask it like that.........
noPe. You can't tell me what to do😛 and besides, this is good blackmail content. Gn!
Him: Oi. OI!
Him: Y/n?
Him: Y/N! Those better be deleted or else!🤬Bokuto
Him: KUROOOOO
You: check who ur texting. What r u up to now
Him: o hi Y/n! Nothing
You: mhmm. U act like I don't know that you and Kuroo send memes to each other 🙄
Bokuto: stalker much? 😏
You: No. it's something called notifications showing up on ur lock screen
Bokuto: I KNEW IT
Bokuto: Hold on! Kuroo just sent me something
You: Ok, well I'm not getting paid for third wheeling so I might as well leave. Gn BoAkaashi
You: Do u think it's possible to walk through mirrors but the only thing stopping u is ur reflection?
Him: what r u doing so early
You: thinking abt u 😉 wait- what if YOU'RE the reflection. What if the person in the mirror is the REAL u
Him: I doubt it. We can talk about it tomor..today after 9am.
You: But I have practice in the morning
Him: then during lunch
You: But I told B/n I was gna eat with HER today...when will I ever see you again my beloved😫
Him: Y/n...I'm sorry to break it to u..but we're neighbors.
You: that's RIGHT! I'll just come over now.
Him: 😔 no. U need sleep. Just text whatever u want to say and I'll see it tomorrow.
You: ok 😊
. . .
You: Do you like pickles?Kags
You:Tobio?
You: Hellooooo
You: Coconut head
You: Earth to Kags. Calling all Kags
You: Yoohoo, Tobio-Chan
You: Honey..we need to break up...
You: OI
You: HINATA IS A BETTER PLAYER THAN U
Him: No he isn't! In what way shape or form!? He doesn't even HAVE good form
You: Ahhh....I c how it isIwaizumi
You: so...
Him: so nothing
You: I didn't even say anything yet
Him: Ik. I also know that it's gonna be one of those conspiracy theories you've been obsessed with for the past week
You: wow. You know me so well
Him: Its this magical thing called observing. Ever heard of it? Thought so. And I also know that 3 am is for little kids to go to sleep.
You: IM NOT A KID!
Him: Did I say it was you?
You: 😤And ur awake too
Him: ...that's not the point
You: Then what is?
Him: Y/n, as much as I love u...sometimes...I need to rest. You do too.
You: Ya but I have so many things I want to say...🥺
Him: I'll take you out tomorrow for lunch
You: Yessir! Same place same time?
Him: Ya. Gn
You: Gn!!- wait. What did u mean by SOMETIMES!?Tsukki
You: psssst. U awake?
Him: u do know that pssst doesn't work on text right? Do u need something?
You: I can't sleep
Him: Ya well I can. Gn.
. . .
Him: ❤️
You: ...annnnnnd screenshot! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Him: Great. Now shush and go to bed. You have a game tomorrowNoya
Him: So. I just came up with a new trick.
You: O ya? What is it?
Him: It's called *drumrolls* Rolling Thunder Again 2.0. Gotta emphasis on the 0 part.
You: 👏 That's so cool!
Him: Hehe. Ikr? I'm amazing.
You: btw. Aren't u at ur training camp?
Him: Ya? Y. Miss me? I miss u!!
You: No. I meant wouldn't u be sharing rooms with ur team?
Him: 😭. And ya, what abt it?
You: ...um..isn't Daichi-san and Suga-san very strict on you guys about resting properly?
Him: O, shittttaaake mushrjsisbxk
You: Noya?
*silence*
~ 15 minutes later
Him: soldier, I don't think I will make it. You must carry on my will. Survive and live to see the sunset. My time has come. I will always be with you my dearest. Goodbye.
You: Noooo! You can't just die on me!!!! You still have to pay back those 10 dollars!
You: ...
You: Noya? NOYA! ILL BE HOMELESS WITHOUT THOSE 10 BUCKS
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Haikyuu Scenarios
FanfictionJust little scenarios I picture would happen in my head that I'd like to share. I'm mostly focusing on scenarios but i'll add oneshots here and there. It's my first time writing so please forgive any mistakes and I would appreciate any feedbacks😊 R...