Haikyuu Scenarios

Pickup lines

Trashykawa 🗑
"Do you have a bandaid? Because I think I scraped my knee falling for you"
The two of you were shopping for groceries before said line was spoken. You turned to him and gave him the most disapproving look you could muster before walking away.
" How about this one, if I were me, I'd set us up". You just completely ignored him and walked in the opposite direction. "I'll hit you and hit you until you brea-" You turned around and slammed your hand onto his mouth with your face flushed red before glaring at him. Then you turned around and walked so fast that Sonic became jealous.

The Sun 🌞
" If you were a Pokémon, I'd choose you" You turned around and saw your boyfriend staring at you with an extremely serious expression on his face. Before you could help it, you burst out laughing. Poor Shoyo looked so confused as to what you found so funny. " O my god! That was so cheesy", you said between your laughter. Hinata looked down in disappointment . You saw his reaction before your eyes softened, " Sweetie, that was the wrong way to do it." Hinata looked up again with a slight tilt of his head before you continued, " You were supposed to say ' you make my heart jump.'"

Lil' Puddinghead
"Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us". You were caught off guard when your boyfriend, Kenma, blurted this out while you were both on your way to school. Your brain finally registered what just happened before you let out a giggle. " Kozume, did you just use a pick up line on me?" Kenma looked at you before looking away. "Kuroo said this is what couples usually say to each other..." He mumbled so quietly that you barely heard him. You let out a snicker before turning to him, "Don't listen to what Kuroo says. Why do you think he's still single?"

Bedhead
"Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that"
You laughed before replying, "If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?" Kuroo smirked before shooting back with, "Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?" This went on for the entire duration of your date. You loved it when the both of you fooled around like this.

Baby Owl
You were in your classroom with one of your earbuds in. Homeroom doesn't start until another 10 minutes. Everyone was still tired so the classroom was generally quiet until a certain captain from a certain volleyball club destroyed it. " Hey hey hey pretty girl." And there he was. Bokuto Koutarou. Your boyfriend of 6 months, now marching towards you, ignoring the looks that were thrown at him by your classmates. He walked right up to you before staring intensely into your eyes. "Are you Y/n? Because you're my girlfriend". You blinked at him before calmly replying back, "Kou...that's not a pick up line". Akaashi came in right after and apologized to you and the class before dragging a dejected Bokuto out the door.

Mommy Owl
"Akaashi...be my setter. Because only you can set my heart of fire", you said to your boyfriend before turning back to look at Bokuto to give him a thumbs up. Bokuto gave you a grin and a crossed his arms in approval. Akaashi let out a small sigh before speaking. "Y/n, no. You hang out too much with Bokuto-san. I think one is enough. We don't need another." Bokuto looked at Akaashi. Then to you. Then to Akaashi. And then his expression changed from pride to flabbergasted. Before Bokuto could say anything though, Akaashi held your hand and ran out of earshot.

Milk Boy
" I would rather get rid of all the milk in the world than get rid of you". You looked at your boyfriend with stars in your eyes. " Really!?? Are you sure? Because last time, you nearly passed out because the milk was all sold out" "Yeah..I'm sure" Kageyama said while looking away with a slight blush and his hand rubbing the back of his neck.

Bara-Kun
" Hey Hajime"
"Hmm?"
" Say a pick up line"
Your boyfriend looked at you before turning away. Then you heard a quiet voice saying, "I wish love was like volleyball, when you call 'mine' everyone else backs off." You looked at him shocked. He saw your look and immediately, his face turned red. " What! You told me to say it!" " Yeah but I didn't actually expect you to do it." His face got redder and redder before he sped walked ahead of you to cool off. You had a smug smile on your face because you knew you were the only one that can make him react like that.

The Moon🌙
No. Just. No. You asked him but Tsukishima said he would rather die than "turn into those idiots".

The Guardian
"Can I be your libero? Because I want to receive all your love" "Noya...you already are a libero"
" Yea but I want to be YOUR libero" You blushed and looked away. "Stop saying weird stuff like that. What am I supposed to do??" Noya had a look of pure joy on his face. After all, he loved making you flustered. That was until he heard a small voice say, "Besides, you already have all my love". Ohoho, look how the tables have turned.