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Aloha

When I said I would publish a story and I didn't is because I still don't have all the plot completed and have only a few chapters that I want to rewrite since my writing style changed

I'm gonna be even more absent because I'm so close to failing high school and I won't do that to my parents, especially in these times

Super Lazy Eli out!

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•Tried to break Bobble's DDR record, he still kinda mad that he can't make it

•This guy can dance any music genre in either position which just makes it easier

•His parents are friends with the people that kinda own Mahi Mahi Resort which is the reason why his team is always allowed to hang out there

•But also why he can get rooms for his friends for free

•Hawaiian shirts and every color possible and almost every size, don't test him

•When it's summer he just gives Hawaiian shirts to everyone he knows since is hellish hot and people need to actually cool down a bit

•He can't tie a tie properly and it's funny because he swears he can

•Tried to be a singer but got told that his voice wasn't that good

•His old team still wonders where he got those shoes, it's like he just took the rainbow vomit bucket and drop it on the shoes or something

•He actually struggles to tie his hair, which I why he puts on the visor then ties it

•He's fast and really flexible but he's probably the weakest of the S4 when it comes to strength

•Used for unexpected things happening but he's still not used to a 180° turn in any situation

•Bad cook

•Last time he tried to cook the frikin grill caught on fire

•Tried to learn how to cook so he could impress Army, the kitchen ended destroyed and on fire, all the food that was supposed to be for the next month was GONE and ARMY WAS PISSED. That was the worst way to flirt

•It's funny because he's good at flirting with girls but as soon as he tries to flirt with a boy everything that can go wrong, GOES WRONG.

•The guy knows all Squid Sisters Songs, and also Off The Hook

•He made a choreography for each one

•The one to be singing at the top of his fucking lungs at 3am just to be annoying

•He likes to prank everyone except the Cyan Team, he's scared of what they'll do if he pranks them

•His old Team is sometimes really smart and overconfident and other times it seems like they are sharing only one braincell

•This guy appears in like a million tik toks, he doesn't even want to, Mask is a lil shit and records him when he's dancing alone and those became viral. Aloha like the attention but he's always so close to killing Mask, but Mask has no fear of death

•He used to be the smallest between the S4+Rider, then everyone got a growth sprout except Army, and that boosted his already big ego

•Then it went down when Army beat him when Aloha challenged him for a wrestling match

•Mask has it on video

•He's the fucker who just didn't get the memo that it was the Logo Aloha Shirt and not the normal one

•He isn't like bff with pink team, they were/are a team because it was more comfortable for them, and since all of them were popular. A friendship based on popularity is a hard friendship but they're doing better

•Tried to convince the whole S4 to change their hairstyles, guess who ended up back in Diver's apartment because Army kicked him out

•Aloha is always a bit of an A-hole, but when he started turf, HE WAS A TOTAL BUTTHOLE, like he used to make newbies cry out of embarrassment and fear, the guy was a monster, but Skull and Mask put him in place

•He was a butthole to newbie Army which is why he dislikes him so much and barely tolerates him

•Aloha has tried to apologize but he sucks with apologies and it took him 2 years to finally realize he was really fucking mean

•He trying bro

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After this one I'll be taking an even longer break, probably until May/June since than when finals end, school has been hard and I'm trying my best to write these headcannons but I need to put my mind to study

I only have one request for an Aviators that I'll try to do and maybe publish before May but I'm not sure

Hope everyone is doing okay!