Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion random content

random Scenarios

1.

Bekka and Hanger are in a conversation and at some point Bekka mentions WAP

Bab: ...wap?

Hanger: it's nothing-

Bekka: Waffles and Pancakes!

Bab: o..k

Bab walked off

Hanger: ...?

Bekka: c'mon did you think I'd miss that opportunity?

Hanger: i don't feel like i need a further explanation to what you mean..

Later

Deer Lord: I'm cooking dinner today, what do you like

Bab: wap

Deer Lord just o-o
Bekka holds in her laughter poorly, Hanger bangs his head in the table

Deer Lord: ok ok but... What do you wanna eat?

Bab: wa-ap..?

Bekka bursts out into laughter, Hanger sighs

Deer Lord: ...did you 2 do something?

Hanger: Bekka told him wap was waffles and pancakes

Deer Lord: of course she would...

Deer Lord: Bab, Wap means wet ass pussy

Bab: oh

Bab: w-ell.. i st-still Am like wet a-asss pUssy..

Hanger chokes on his water and Bekka laughs harder

Deer Lord: BAB STOP BEING HORNY OR I'LL SHOVE AN ORANGE DOWN YOUR THROAT!!!

Moral- don't tell them it's waffles and pancakes or they'll get force fed something they're allergic to

2.

Clown: HEY HEY HEYYYY! Guess who's here-

Hooky: a dumbass ugly bitch..

Clown: ...

Clown: YOUR FAVORITE CLOWN!

Hooky: someone has to have standards lower than my self esteem to consider you their "favorite" clown

Clown grits his teeth

Clown: ANYWAY! I'M GONNA DO SOME MAGIC TRICKS!

Hooky: if it includes you dissapearing forever then I guess I'm interested

Clown: I'LL FUCKING SAW YOU IN HALF IF YOU DON'T SHUT YOUR CYNICAL PESSIMISTIC LOW LIFE UP!

Hooky: smart thing to say infront of kids

Clown: OH YOU'RE ONE TO TALK MISS "LOW SELF ESTEEM!"

Husk: get me the hell out of here..

Moral- dolls are assholes