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Incorrect Quotes

Saw a mutual do this and it gave me the motivation to do this again:
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White Face: what's up-

Tirsiak: I PUT RED BULL INSTEAD OF WATER IN MY COFFEE MAKER

Parry (S12): oh.. my.. god..

Tirsiak: I CAN SEE NOISES RIGHT NOW

Parry: you're an idiot.

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Bekka: my husband is wearing a fucking suit to his autism diagnosis appointment

Lisa: [🖐️: it's a special event] :)

Bekka: shut up ( lovingly )

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Hugo (S7): that party was awesome !

Hooky, driving the car: ( speeding towards someone )

White Face: yeah- hey watch out !

Tirsiak: EY

Parry (S12): watch out..

Hugo WFace and Tirsiak: ( trying to get her to stop )

Hooky ran them over

Hugo (S7): OH MY GOD IS HE OK

White Face: GIRL DID YOU NOT SEE HIM ?!

Hooky: sorry that was my ex !

Parry WFace Hugo Tirsiak: oh :>

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Goop, doing another one of his stand up comedy shows: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.
Goop: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'

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Jasper (S11): Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

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Bekka: Dude-
Lector (M2): No, no, hold up, rewind.
Lector (M2): My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me dude??

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Nsfw joke /

Lisa: [🖐️: What’s this?]
Bekka: My to-do list.
Lisa: [🖐️: Oh? That’s great. You’re starting to get organiz— ]
Lisa: [🖐️: This just says 'Lisa.' ]

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Ben: How was the honeymoon?
Kanerek (S8): Jasper got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.
Kanerek: He said, “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”
Kanerek: I love him.

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Goop: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Kanerek (S8), not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Goop:
Goop: fsh

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Hooky: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Hugo (S7): I'm a knife.
Parry (S12), from across the room: They're the little spoon.

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Jaime (clown): Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

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Aer (Scare Chair): Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.

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Parry (S12): Everyone, synchronize your watches.
Hugo (S7): I don’t know how to do that.
Hooky: I don’t wear a watch.
White Face: Time is a construct.
Tirsiak: I found a rusty watch and fed it to Bab, I can try to get it back

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Lector (M2), setting down a card: Ace of spades
Taker, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Bekka, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Lisa, trembling: [ 🖐️: What are we playings ??? ]

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Ben: * Gently taps table *
Goop: * Taps back *
Jasper (S11): What are they doing?
Kanerek (S8): Morse code.
Ben: *Aggressively taps table*
Goop: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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Jon (M1): Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Lector (M2): Plane tickets?
Noah (M4): Concert tickets?
Bekka: Prostitution?
Lisa, holding their broken frames: Glasses

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Jasper (S11): Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Stanely (S12 host): you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

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Kat (S7 cat): You often use humor to deflect trauma
Hugo (S7): Thank you
Kat: I didn't say that was a good thing
Hugo: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

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Aurla (S13): What are your goals?
Bab: rrrrrawwwwwaaaar ( To pet all the dogs ) :D
Aurla: No, fitness goals.
Bab: rrrrrurrrrraarrrwaaaawwaaaaarrr ( To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs. )

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Parry (S12): This is such a bad idea.
Hooky: Then why are you coming along?
Parry: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

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Ringu: Change is inedible.
Kanerek (S8): Don't you mean inevitable?
Ringu, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

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Jasper (S11), talking to Bab on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Bab: rrryea !!
Jasper: At what temperature?
Bab: rararr ( 535. )
Jasper: That's the clock.
Bab:
Jasper:
Bab: raraurr ( 536 )

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Frenzy: : *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Hooky: *chugs entire bottle*
Hooky: It’s perfume.

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Taker: : I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals

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Husker (Husk): I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck

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Jasper (S11): what if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Aurla (S13): Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
One (S3.1): sgdbfjdjhvfdbvkgjgbjm ( Socks are Feetie Heaties )
Chomper (S10): Fffooorrrksss aaaarrrre Sssstaaabbyy Grrraaaabbiiiesa
Goop: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Ringu: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Bab: waaaaaarrrrrraaaa !!! ( Stamps are Lickie Stickies ) :D
Kanerek (S8), annoyed: You are disappointments

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Hooky: Kissing can burns 26 calories in a minute, wanna work-out with me? ;)
Hugo (S7), genuineness confused: Are saying that I'm fat?
Hooky: No that's not what I meant I-

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Ben: Imagine being under 5’4’’ and thinking you have rights lol couldn’t be me.
Ringu: You wanna keep those kneecaps you better stfu
Ben: I’m sorry, I can’t hear you from all the way down there, can you repeat that?
Ringu, grabbing his legs: I SAID FUCK YOU BITCH
Ben: oH SH-

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Kanerek (S8) to Hooky: Would you do me the (dis)honor of becoming my cousin- in-law?
Hooky: Wait a minute-
Tirsiak: Did you just propose to Hooky for me?
Kanerek: Someone had to you fucking coward
Tirsiak:
Hooky: so-
Tirsiak: yea I love you I'm sorry- :<
Kanerek, holding back laughter: