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Chomper: iiiissssss sssssoooommmmmetttthhhiiiiinnnng buuuuurrrrnnnnniiiinnnng?

Spooper: just my love for you!

Chomper: ...errrrr Sssspooooopeeeerrr tttthhheee tooooaaaassssteeeeerrrr iiiiissss ooooonnn ffffffiiiiirrrre

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Phineas, watching the news: someone tried to fight a squid in the aquarium

Aurla, covered in ink: well maybe the squid was being a dick

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Kanerek: Violence isn't the answer.

Taker: You’re right.

Kanerek: *sighs in relief*

Taker: Violence is the question.

Kanerek: What?

Taker, bolting away: And the answer is yes.

Kanerek, running after them: NO-

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Bekka: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss? Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.

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Jeli: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed

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Spooper: Hey, White Face? Can I get some dating advice?

White Face: Just because I’m with Parry doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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Goop: They stole from me first!

Ben: Mhm.

Goop: Stole my heart...

Kat: It is still illegal to commit murder.

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Tirsiak: Hey Stanely?

Stanely Yes?

Tirsiak: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Stanely:

Stanely: Where’s Ben?

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Jon: What do you think Bekka will do for a distraction?

Noah: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Noah: ... or they could do that.

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Kanerek: I trust Jasper.

Tirsiak: You think they know what they're doing?

Kanerek: I wouldn't go that far.

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Ringu: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Frenzy: You’re a hazard to society

Ben: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

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Aurla: Bab and I don’t use pet names.

Taker: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Aurla: Honey?

Bab: Y-y-Ees, de-ar?

Aurla:

Taker: Don't ever lie to my face again.