The dead keep trying

6: First day at UA

Maria stood in front of the UA gate. She stood there, and watched people pass her going to class. She also faintly heard Midoriya hollering. Something about Bakugou having paranoia of classrooms.

Walking down the path, she avoided a raised brick, and made her way to 1-A following Izuku's directions.

Walking around, she zoned out, going into autopilot while Izuku nerded about every. Single. Quirk that he could find. Maria has no idea how he does it, and just decided to never ask.

Finding herself at the door, she listened in, and she heard 2 very distinct voices.

"Get your feet off that table this instant! It is disrespectful to the teachers, manufacturers, and all the great students who used to sit there!"

"Hah? Did someone stick the pole up your ass or were you born with it?"

Maria sighed as she listened to them bicker back and forth until she opened the door.

"Hey. It's her..."

"The one who beat the 0-pointer."

"She's got a nice body~"

Maria just shrugged off the exclamations, watched Izuku punch a grape man in the head, and sat down. Realising the figure at the door (Thanks to Izuku), she stayed quiet, and waited for Eraserhead to enter. 'Izuku really needs to stop drilling hero facts into my head.'

'You know I can read your mind now right?'

'Shut up Izuku. Just because you got me here doesn't mean you can be sassy.'

'Alright. Fine. Can I at least mess with the teachers?'

'Later.'

Maria sighed, waited as the man talked about irrationality and introduced himself, picked up her tracksuit, and walked to the changerooms.

(Izuku POV)

I floated through to the boy's change rooms because I felt very awkward if I went into the girls area. 'I mean, I've seen Maria change so many times I'm desensitized, but I can't watch 7 girls change. That's too much.'

'Shut Up Izuku. You can go wherever. I'm the only one who can see you, and I can't care less about you seeing me change.'

'But... What about the other girls? Besides, I gotta watch this grape pervert to make sure he's not peeking somehow.'

I counted that ending as a win, and continued watching the pervert, and nothing was amiss until he started staring at a raised corner under a poster.

"Hey guys! Come check this out! A gift from the past classmen!"

He continued rambling bollocks, followed by Iida who berated him over, and over for peeping, grape man tried looking cool, but it just made me cringe.

'Careful Maria. Resident Grapist has found a peephole. Cover up.'

'Thanks.'

After that simple alert, I watch amused as the grapist complains how he can't see any girls. He tries looking around through the hole, doesn't achieve much, and it ends with me "Accidently" dropping a locker on him.

After the grapist woke up, Aizawa was notified of his antics (Courtesy of Maria), and everyone changed, the class lined up in front of Aizawa.

"We will be doing a quirk assessment test. Only catch is that if you get last, you get expelled."

Maria, who knew the real intention, me, who just loves chaos, and a busty girl named Momo, who thought that he couldn't expel, smiled. Well, Maria and I did shit-eating grins that Aizawa would be proud of.

The tests passed without too many issues. Yup. Only a few issues. Ochako whined it wasn't fair which lead to a lecture. Only some small issues. Resident raisin tried to grope Maria who in return, asked Momo for a chainsaw, and swung it at the raisin. Okay. Only a small setback. Aizawa erased Maria's quirk, and I started disappearing. Normal stuff. Wait what?

So. Turn's out that if I try hard enough, I can speak to where living beings can hear me, and I only knew this cause I started dissolving when Maria's quirk was erased. I think I just gave nightmares to everyone in 1-A. Oh well.

Maria ended up doing quite well when Aizawa showed us the leaderboard. 10th place. Not bad for a non-combat quirk. Raisin wasn't expelled for "HaViNg PoTeNtIaL", Momo revealed that she knew it was a ruse, and through Maria, I interjected with how Aizawa expelled an entire class last year.

Walking home felt nice. We were in UA. We were living our dream, and I tore up Aizawa's bag, which led to a caffeinated monster rampaging around the school. Worth it.

But, noOoOoOoOoOoO. Our live would be nothing but simple, and hoo boy was I in for a long year.

In other news, Nezu has started teaching me, and I can annoy Maria even more.