How About No

50 shades of what

why would somebody make a bad book into a movie??? like, i don't understand the point of it. plus it comes out on valentines day.

babe let's go see some porn ass rated r shit as your present for valentines day. luv u

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

how about no.

christian is that classy, good looking guy and anastasia is that shy virgin little cupcake. can you feel the word cliche radiating off the sentences???

like wow, first of all why would anyone in this insane world go with a guy who has a fucking dungeon built inside of his own home, which is decorated with some kinky ass shit. i would be scared for my life but ana is like ''oh enlighten me mighty lord of the dungeons'' sakdhakshdjkashdja i just can't okay.

are there even people who read these kind of books? i mean, i don't mind a little frickle frackle going on in movies/books/shows as long as it has its limits but this... oh my. this is like the worst of the nightmares. it's basically abuse and i'm 99,9% sure that people who read those kind of books are women in their early 40s.         

the women who read that book are like married and have children. sajdbabdajsbdsja they're not getting enough d so they have to let their imaginations flow.

KSADNJADSJA I'M SORRY THAT WAS AWFUL

BUT SERIOUSLY

i mean even the author herself is 50 years old. i just oh my god. i don't even want to know what kind of shit is going on in their minds.

i mean, okay there are people who are into bdsm and shit like that but my god the book is just awful alright. if it wasn't that poorly written, and if it had more stuff going on besides sex and christian being a creep, i would maybe even think of going to watch it.

but right now i'm just like eh.

not gonna lie, i'm sure that i'm gonna end up watching the movie anyway.

just out of curiosity of course!!!

not because of the kinky ass shit going on you little pervs.

luv u