🚨mention of knife🚨
FIRST YEARS WOOHOO
whiny bitch: ouma kun is an idiot and a fool
KAM 🥰: This is Shuichi isnt it
whiny bitch: h how'd you know?
KAM 🥰: I can sense different levels of degeneracy
Kaede Akamatsu: What happened Shuichi?
whiny bitch: so basically
whiny bitch: ouma thought it was a good idea to play the knife game
Kaede Akamatsu: Oh?
whiny bitch: yeah and he went too fast and cut himself
whiny bitch: so now he's in my house trying to put on bandages and i've sneaked on his phone
KAM 🥰: Ofc he'd do something like that
KAM 🥰: Howd you find him anyway
whiny bitch: he tripped and the knife fell out of his pocket and tHEN he invited me to play the game
Kaede Akamatsu: Is... he okay?
whiny bitch sent a voice recording
Kaede Akamatsu: :(( He sounds so tireddd
KAM 🥰: Probably sulking because he didn't win the game </3
Kaede Akamatsu send a voice recording
whiny bitch: he said 'wait a minute who tf is that and get off my phone'
whiny bitch: gotta blast 🏃🏃🏃
whiny bitch: wait one thing
whiny bitch changed their name to an utter fool
KAM 🥰: PLEASE I-
an utter fool: shumai >:(( hands off
Kirumi Tojo: I am sorry That I have not been Online, but I would Like To help Kokichi As Much as Possible.
an utter fool: SHUMAI LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE YOU'VE SUMMONED MOM TO ME
Kaede Akamatsu: Hey, Kokichi, are you okay? I can come over to Shuichi's house and we can hang out all together!
an utter fool: no thanks 😜
shuichi: sure kaede!
an utter fool: WHY SHUICHI
shuichi: what? it's my house anyway
an utter fool: it's actually your parents
Kirumi Tojo: Shuichi, may I come Over too? I must check if Kokichi is feeling better.
an utter fool: no.
shuichi: of course kirumi!
an utter fool: bye im leaving <\3
Kaede Akamatsu: Too late! I got off the bus and now I'm literally on the street.
an utter fool: stop IT
an utter fool: you know what shuichi i'm taking off the bandages you gave me
shuichi: WHAT
an utter fool: I DONT NEED THEM
shuichi: kokichi,, yes you do
Kaede Akamatsu: I've got more! Let's care for Kokichi today.
an utter fool: what is this? my own personal harem
an utter fool: NHHHJE SHUMAI'S FACE WENT RED
an utter fool: yk what? fine ig i'll let you take care of a supreme leader like me
Kaede Akamatsu: Finally!! Now accept us being nice to you :D
an utter fool: no one will know if i accepted it if i lie about it
Kirumi Tojo: Kokichi I am Almost there.
Kirumi Tojo: Don't move one muscle.
an utter fool: guys you really don't need to do this
shuichi: too late :)
YOU ARE READING
if danganronpa v3 was a groupchat
Fanfictioni have made no plan. i haven't made a plot. all i know is that it would be so very chaotic if the danganronpa v3 cast were in a groupchat together. literally i'm only writing this because i need somewhere to dump my headcannons and i love chatfics.
