Bungee Burn (Hisoka x Endeavour)

Arrival

Through some unknown nen/quirk bullshit, Hisoka had suddenly arrived in the BNHA universe. He smiled, knowing he could find a new opponent and unripe fruits. He looked around and because he somehow spawned in a city he looked at a bulletin board promoting Endeavor as the new Number One Hero of Japan.
"Mmm so much potential already tapped into...let's go meet this Endeavor," Hisoka thought aloud, and headed towards the Todoroki household.

Meanwhile, Enji Todoroki was sitting at home alone, as the rest of his family had moved out. He was lonely, but knew he deserved it, and knew his family was happier without him. He was going to a family therapy session and was almost willing to do anything else to get out of it. Just as he thought that, a knock came on the front door.

"Kids, that you? You're early-" Enji asked, opening the door but instead of being greeted to the faces of his children, there was a strange man who looked like a clown, and had a waist that denied physics.

"Hello Endeavor~" Hisoka flirted, with his back pressed against the side of the door.

"Who the hell are you? And how did you make it past security?" Enji started to yell, causing Hisoka to put his very much manicured hands on his lips.
"You talk too much, you know exactly why I'm here," Hisoka smirked, and pulled out a card.
"What the-" Enji started, and Hisoka pulled off his shirt. "I'm a married man! I didn't hire any prostitutes!" Enji argued. Hisoka only laughed.
"So am I, but do I look like the type who cares? Fight me and make it worth my time~♡" Enji backed away from the clown man.
"Who the hell are you?! Get out of my home!" Enji growled, starting to ignite his quirk. Hisoka licked his lips.
"A fire hatsu? Mmm..so much potential" Hisoka moaned. Enji leaped back, crushing the sensitive wood flooring beneath. Hisoka smiled. "Do that to me next why don't you ;))~♧" Hisoka was met face first to a flame fist, and didn't bother to dodge it. He fell to the floor, and gently touched his now burned face. Instead of being upset, he only seemed to get more turned on.
"Sooo powerful! 😫😫" he moaned, and dived towards Enji. Enji screamed and threw another flame fist, and ran out the door, tearing down the walls. He tried shooting some more fire onto the house. He didn't care if he burned down his house, as long as he got this creep out. Enji turned around to be greeted by his children.
"Dad, what the actual fuck," Natsuo said, clearly not wanting to be there. "Did you try getting out of family therapy by burning the damn house down?!" Natsuo clenched a fist. Fuyumi seemed more concerned, and Shoto was too preoccupied with something on his phone. He tugged on Fuyumi's coat.
"Fuyumi, this guy is claiming to be a lost Arabian prince and needs help getting home and needs Dad's credit card, do you have it on you right now," Shoto asked, as if Enji wasn't right in front of him.
"Shoto that's a scam. And get off your phone, Dad's right there,"
Enji scratched his neck.
"I know this looks bad-" and as he said that, Hisoka came crawling out of the burning house, with only a few ash marks.
"Oh Endeavor, you can't get rid of me that easily~♡" he cooed, and then got an even more amused look on his face. "I see you brought some more fruits for me!" Shoto and Fuyumi shuffled uncomfortably.
"Did he just call us a slur?" Shoto whispered.
"I'm going to assume yes, because I'm too scared to know what he actually means," Fuyumi whispered back.
Natsuo growled. "AND WHO TF IS THIS? I KNOW YOU AND MOM AREN'T TALKING BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CHEAT ON HER WITH SOME RANDOM DUDE," Natsuo screamed. Enji groaned.
"Natsuo, just get the damn car started up, and I'll join you. I don't know who the hell this man is, but I have a feeling he's coming with us to therapy,"

An hour later
Hisoka was insufferable. Waiting in the lobby, he kept staring at Enjis ass, and kept making some mumbling "bungee gum" over and over again.
"So this man accompanying you is a...new lover? I'm confused," the therapist asked. Enji ignored her, as he was tired of explaining himself. The therapist jotted down something on her clip board.
"So this is therapy? I've been told by many people to try it~◇" Hisoka purred, making everyone uncomfortable. "Well it all started when I was young, and long story short, I just want to fight this dilf  here and go home ♡," Hisoka explained. No one knew how to react.
"Look, can this guy leave? I have some things I'd like to discuss without Ronald Mcdonald here," Natsuo complained. Hisoka sighed.
"Fine~ but I'll be waiting for you Endeavor♡" Hisoka then got up and left, making a kiss face to Enji. He shuddered.
"Oh thank God he's gone," Shoto immediately said.

Hisoka was in fact waiting for Enji when he got back, much to Enjis dismay.
"Endeavorrrr~" Hisoka cooed, and Enji looked for an escape route.
"You! Dammit, why are you still here?!" Enji shouted. Hisoka smirked.
"You know why. Now fight me ♡".