Bungee Burn (Hisoka x Endeavour)

Ooh endeavor

"Now fight me♡" Hisoka said, with a lustful look in his eyes. Enji had had enough of this man.
"Fine! And I'll kick your ass and send you back to hell!" Enji's face lit up and he raced towards Hisoka. Hisoka jumped over him and made a hand motion.
"Bungee gum contains the properties of rubber and gum you see~" Enji seemed confused. "Oh you don't use nen here? Hmm what a shame. But if you don't use nen and can just summon this fire on your own you must be more powerful than any nen user," Hisoka licked his lips, his eyes clouded over. He put his hand on his hips, and leaned back. "All the potential...Im getting so turned on just thinking about it!" Enji screamed. He bolted out of his house and ran to the streets. "ENDEAVOR DON'T LEAVE ME~~~~♡♡"

Enji panted as he ran through the streets of Japan, ignoring any onlookers. He looked for a police station, and bolted inside.
"HELP!" The police officers seemed confused.
"Mr. Endeavor, you're the number one hero, what do you need our help with?" Enji panted and pointed outside. "That," and there was Hisoka, with the same face had during that one scene in s1. Hisoka threw cards at the officers, killing them immediately. He walked inside and yanked the cards out of the corpses and licked the blood off of them.
"Clown man! Stop following me! Why do you want to fight me so badly?" Enji clenched a fist. Hisoka could very obviously be the person who ends his life.
"I'm sure I've said this before, I want to fight the strongest people around. All this running has me thinking your not that tough Endeavor," Hisoka placed a card on Endeavor's neck. "I'll be rather disappointed if you're nothing special" A bead of sweat rolled down Enji's forehead. He was the number one hero, about to die by a clown.
"Alright, fine! I'll fight you! But only on certain conditions," Enji shouted.
"Oh? And what are they ?" Hisoka asked, slightly moving the card.
"I have a family dinner tonight, and I can't miss that. Then I'll need atleast 2 days to fully train so we can have the best fight," Enji explained. Two days was enough time to think of a plan to annihilate clown-man. Hisoka smiled.
"Sounds fine to me. Don't disappoint me Endeavor~♡"

"Why are you accompanying me on my way to dinner with my family? Haven't you traumatized them enough already?" Enji asked, as he walked up the steps to the house where the rest of the Todoroki's live.
"Why not? With the amount of running you've been doing today, I need to make sure you aren't going to run off again," Hisoka explained.
"Just don't be weird," Enji rung the doorbell, and was greeted at the door.
"Hi Dad! And the weird guy from earlier is still with you- you know we won't judge you if you decide you want to try things with another man-" Fuyumi started before Enji made a loud grunting noise.
"No he is not my lover, Fuyumi. He just refuses to leave me alone," Enji explained, and walked in. As he sat down at the table, Shoto paid no attention to him, Natsuo glared at him, and Rei smiled.
"Hello Enji. I see you've brought a friend, that's great!" Rei cheerfully said. Enji groaned.
"He's not my friend," Rei's eyes perked up. "Ooh so he's your boyfriend? I've been meaning to bring it up to you, but I've been thinking about ex-"
"MOM! NOT AT DINNER!" Natsuo shouted. Enji was thoroughly embarrassed. Hisoka didn't seem to care.
"Who are you anyways?" Shoto finally asked. It just now clicked to Enji he didn't even know clown man's name.
"I'm Hisoka. A magician, not a clown like I've been called multiple times today," Hisoka introduced himself, and sat down. Ah, you all remind me of my fiancé's family, but maybe a little more sane,"
"You're engaged?!"
"It's a little more complicated than that but technically,".
"Can we just get dinner on?" Fuyumi asked, clearly tired.

The rest of the meal went fine, no one talked to eachother. Anytime someone tried asking something, a response was mumbled.

As Enji was about to leave, he called for the kids, and pulled them into a large hug. Shoto didn't know how to react, Fuyumi accepted it, and Natsuo broke free of it after 2 seconds.
"Wtf was that for?" Natsuo asked.
"Well, being a pro hero and all I could die anytime," Enji said, totally not thinking of his match with Hisoka. 
"Dad, my school uses us as child soldiers. It's likely that if you were about to die in a match, I'd be forced to either a, see you die, or b, save you from dying last second," Shoto said, and walked off. Natsuo joined him.
"Thanks for coming Dad...just let us know if you're bringing him again," Fuyumi whispered, and Enji nodded.

"Can you walk in front? I can tell you're looking at my ass," Enji complained. Hisoka chuckled.
"But the views so much better back here~♡"  Enji sighed. He couldn't wait to rid himself of this man in a couple days.