in march, my family and I went up to Pennsylvania for my great grandma's memorial service (she was cremated), and the night after that we had one of my family's infamous bonfires with everyone, cousins aunts, and uncles, there was a lot of us (we were all perfectly healthy, knew no one with covid, and one of my great aunt's is a nurse). anyways, we got the fire going, it was really cool...until they brought out the fireworks. now I already have issues with loud sounds so I went into the house when they lit most of the fireworks and went back outside when they were over. one of my cousins (who was pretty closed to being wasted) body-slammed a table (I'll put the video in here somewhere if I can find it) and not long after his smashed brother came up to me and gave me a speech on how I should always be myself. anyways, one of my drunk uncles threw some fireworks into the fire and thought it was a good idea. it was not. it exploded everywhere and almost killed everyone and lit the house on fire. he did it again with the same results lmao
edit: i found the video, if anyone in my family is by any chance reading this (slim chance but
still possible) no you didn't❤️
https://youtube.com/shorts/dscZQUT6mdE
YOU ARE READING
the insane shit that happens to me lmao
Randomokok I decided to write a thing basically writing down every time I was vibe checked/had a near-death experience, also cause my friends think I'm literally satan
