okok one time when I was a baby my mom almost burned down the house by leaving the stove unattended while it was on and my aunt (who was 9 or so at the time) came into my room grabbed me and brought me outside of the house cause she saw a shit ton of smoke coming from the kitchen. my mom later reprimanded her for "waking me up" when my aunt said I was sound asleep.
YOU ARE READING
the insane shit that happens to me lmao
De Todookok I decided to write a thing basically writing down every time I was vibe checked/had a near-death experience, also cause my friends think I'm literally satan
