A tale of the nine tailed fox- Spirit Animals - Tododeku

Fun chapter - Keeping up with the Yamada-Aizawas

(funny conversations)

"If you woke up at 2 am one morning and you heard your adopted parents started making very loud and weird noises, what would you do?" I asked and rubbing my eyes,

Dadzawa and Hitoshi spit out their coffee out, dad glared at Papa, while Hitoshi looked at me as if I were crazy.

"Where did you g-get that i-idea little listener?" Papa asked,

"Well, I woke up yesterday at 2 am to groaning and moaning, so I went to Hitoshi's room to tell him what was going on," I rambled, "We both decided to follow the sounds and it opened up to your room. Hitoshi decided to look in first, after the first peek Hitoshi made a face and told me not to go in."

"Hizashi," Dad said, "I thought you locked the door."

"I did though," Papa answered,

Dad pinched the bridge of his nose and groaned, "If you did then they wouldn't be able to come in."

As the two was bickering I suddenly spoke up,

"What was Dadzawa and Papa doing?" I asked, Dad started growing sweaty, and Papa started getting nervous, Hitoshi just stared at me and blinked,

"H-hahahah....Zuku," Hitoshi started, "They were uhhhh...doing... a lot of paparwork!... and they were making sounds of annoyance!...yeah!...hahaha..."

I looked back at Hitoshi and shrugged, "Don't forget to get rest, if you stay up to late you are going to look like ugly ogres and grow fatigue!" with a smile,

I continued eating my breakfast as I heard the 3 sign, and it almost looked like they were relieved.

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It's been a month since me and Toshi were adopted, we were happier. We would come home to a welcoming greeting, start doing our homework, eating dinner then entertain ourselves. Ever since the Sludge rogue incident Kacchan also decided to lay off me and ignore me,

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?" Toshi asked,

"Wha-? Why would I need to know how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?" I asked, "And maybe 8 times in the sentence? :))"

"It's for fun Zuku," Toshi explained ignoring the face, "Its a tongue twister!"

"A tongue what now?" I questioned, "Is it suppose to tie my tongue into knots?"

"Metaphorically." he replied, "Tongue twisters would be hard to articulate properly! SO they would mess up your pronunciations."

"Ohhh," I exclaimed, "So, this is eduacational?"

"No, not really, its just for fun." Hitoshi answered, "You can try coming up withing one."

"Ok!" I said excitely while pumping my fists, I took a deep breath and started thinking about it,

"How much chan would a kacchan chan if a kacchan could chan chan?"

...

"Pff-, Izuku. You don't need to copy the wood chuck rhythm." Hitoshi chuckled, 

"I just wanted to," I said casually, "and besides, woodchucks remind be of kacchan!"

"How are Pomeranians and wood chucks alike?" Toshi asked, "They aren't even-"

"cAn'T cHAngE mY mInd!"

"Izuku, you are so dens-"

"CaN'T chAnGe mY mInD!"

"Why do you have suc-"

"CAN'T CHANGE MY MINDDDDD!!!"

"Can you let me tal-"

"CAN'T CHANGE MY GOOD UWU!"

"You know what, I don't care anymore."

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"Hizashi, I swear if you don't get up-"

"Shoootaaaaa, I'm so tired can't you see?" 

"You have a driving test today,"

"But I'm exhausted,"

"I'm helping you study, Hizashi."

"Fine..."

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"Ok so, first question, if an old man and a child come near your car, what will you hit?"

"The old man,"

"You [quacking] idiot, you hit the brakes. B-R-A-K-E-S.

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One day, Toshi and I were at school, the teachers decided to move Toshi in my class. We were talking about religion, however the teacher was not very polite about it. So, Hitoshi decided to stand up before I did,

"Very well, then Shinso, tell me. Can you see god?" The teacher asked,

"No,"

"Can you touch god?" He questioned,

"No,"

"Then there is no god."

I was getting worried about Hitoshi because he might embarrass himself, but before I spoke up, they continued their conversation,

"Sir, then can you see your brain?" Toshi questioned with fake innocence, I snickered.

"No.."

"Can you touch your brain?"

"No-"

"Then you have no brain,"

I laughed along with some other students as the teacher started looking furious, but calmed down and simply asked another question,

"Anyone who thinks they are stupid may stand up!"

Everyone just casually sat back down as the giggles died down,

"I'm sure there are some stupid students over here!" The teacher replied with fake joy,

And then Toshi stood up, 'I swear' I told my kitsune, omega and myself, 'He's not going to look down on himsel-'

"Oh, Shinso you think you're stupid?" The teacher laughed a little,

"No..." Toshi signed, "I  just feel bad that you are standing alone." as he smirked,

Everyone burst out in laughter while even Kacchan chuckled a little. The teacher was definitely pissed off, in the end me and Toshi were relaxing at home while the teacher was getting scolded by the principal; who knew your dad and pops can get you out of these situations without getting you or your brother in trouble.

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"STAY BACK CHILD DEMONS," Dadzawa hissed, "I have my weapon,"

"DADDDD, WE DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE!" I argued,

"Zuku and I didn't mean to drink all your coffee," Toshi whined,

"Shouta," Pops warned, "The caffeine should hit them any minute now,"

"Stay back demons," Dad snarled, "I will use it if I have to,"

"We are completely fine!" I assured him, "What could go wrong?"

"Wait so, is dad worried about his coffee or worried about us ending up destroying the place?" HItoshi asked,

"I'm going to chain you two up before you cau-" Got cut off when he heard incoherent muttering and Hitoshi taking a fat slurp in another cup of coffee.

"See? Nothing could go wrong!" Toshi said, "Maybe Zuku is getting affected,"

"DEMONS," Hizashi screeched, "SHOUTA, QUICK SMACK THEM!"

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