Do yourself a favor...
Go read "The Four Horseman of the Apocalypse" and/or "Messing with the Supernatural"
This story is more dead than my will to live. But if you're willing to not take the story seriously and read for shits and giggles, this is...
Ah, the day has come furth, the Rating Game... Yeah, imma be honest with you, readers. I think we all know what's gonna happen after the last chapter. So let's just skip it to the finale.
Even if Riser didn't want to marry Rias anymore, he couldn't tarnish the Phenex's household reputation by losing THAT fast. So he took the liberty of fighting them until he reached the Ddraig holder. He got him in a choke hold while the heir of Gremory was glaring at the heir of the Phenex.
That is until the Kentucky-Boi whispered to the perverted boy's ear.
Riser: Headbutt me.
Issei: Wh-what!?
Riser: Are you deaf!?I said headbutt me! And shoot me while your at it.
Issei: Amke my ear bleed while YOUR at it!
Riser: You dumb-fuck, just do it!
Issei: Okay!
After the QUIET exchange of the two, the rejected princess of lobsters finally spoke after half a minuteof thinking.
Rias: I... I forf-
Interrupted by a BAM. Issei used the back of his head to headbutt Riser, which surprised the tomato head.
While Riser was "recovering" Issei took the liberty of shooting him with his gauntlet, the dragon beam that was used against Raynare.
Therefore, Riser Phenex has retired.
Suddenly the head maid, and wife of the current Lucifer in this underworld shows up declaring the Rias Gremory is the winner.
Still shocked by the turn of events and what the fuck just happened in front of her. She snaps back into reality after a few second and rushes to hug her savior who was more confused, but hugged back... Still confused.
Issei: (What the fuck just happened?)
Back with the blonde heir of the chickens, his peerage didn't look upset in fact, Riser told them about the plan. Of course, seeing his change of heart they were more than happy to comply.
Now as for the excuse of him losing... Let's just say that a certain h/c haired lad may or may have not said something about Issei's gear and him being the red dragon emperor. Which is the gear that could defeat gods and destroy worlds. Leave it to him to come up with a perfect excuse.
Now, you may be wondering where and what is Y/n doing? Well...
BAM
A yell of pain is heard as we see Y/n alongside his first team member, Mittelt. Currently they were in a church more specificly the basement. Yes, the same church where the rescue happened. As he took the liberty of making it a legit one.
Oh, and the yell of pain is someone strapped in the chair being interrogated by the two.
SLAP
Y/n: SPEAK ENGLISH!
This sounds wrong out of context... Eh, who cares? The reason of why you said that because that was a French fellow. And as for English, because it's the most common language.
Y/n: At least if you are patrolling in Japan, you could've learned the language and make this easier for you to blend in!
Mittelt: That would actually make sense, but we know that everyone is a fucking dumbass, Y/n.
The door behind the two opens and from it comes a nun.
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