Scanny Boy (Highschool DxD x Male Reader)

Chapter 2: A Date Gone Wrong

Today was Sunday. A good and bad day to students. It's being good is because it's a day off, being bad because it's the final day off in the weekend and it's not a Sunday unless you waste it and feel bad around 8PM.

This however didn't apply to one guy in Kouh Academy considering it's the day of his date.

The scene changes to a room if a certain brown haired perverts room and in the room you can clearly see some doujinshi collection and some hentai DVD. What an idiot,doesnt he know about pornhub and nhentai. Whatever it doesn't matter because it's a day to remember because it's his first date.

Issei:Zzzzzzzzz

Oh my God he is still sleeping.

Issei: Zzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz.....

After about 5 minutes his alarm rings, and oh boy it was no ordinary alarm. Just look... Beware headphone users

WOW HOW FUCKING ORIGINAL!
TOTAL COMEDY GENIUS HERE, LADS AND LASSES! Oh, and if you're new just skim through chapter 17-19...they suck

Issei: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!WHAT IN THE FUCK!?

And now he woke up-no WE WOKE UP. As his ears bleed patriarchism. Papa Stalin would be proud.

After a couple of seconds he realizes where it comes from and he leaps to turn it off.

Issei: *sigh* Dammit Y/n....

And a sudden muffled voice comes from outside the pervert's room.

Issei's mom: *muffled* ISSEI HYOUDOU! WHAT IN THE WORLD WAS THAT NOISE?! AND WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SWEARING IN THE HOUSE?!

Issei: SORRY MOM! DIDN'T MEAN TO!

Sighing and looking down Issei mutters

Issei: this day couldn't be any worse... What day even is this?

He turns to his phone to check what day is this and low and behold it was Sunday.

Issei: OH RIGHT! IT'S TODAY!

Issei's mom: *muffled* BE QUIET UP THERE!

Startled by the his mother's voice he immediately apologizes again.

Issei: Right... Y/n is lucky for today, he should be thankful for Yuuma to save his ass after this damn alarm... Why USSR anthem anyways?

After a couple of seconds thinking about it he comes to a conclusion.

Issei: oh wait it's Y/n. Of course, he comes up with these weird ideas. Anyways today is not about him. Time to get ready!

Suddenly Issei's stomach grumples for food.

Issei: ...after breakfast!

                 KINGU CRIMSON

Issei is seen waiting across a sidewalk waiting for his date to arrive.

Issei: Hmm, I wonder what's taking her so long. Women usually take long to be prepared, but I never experienced it. I wonder what she will be wearing. Maybe something that could make me have a better look at her boobs!

While Issei was daydreaming about Yuuma in NSFW clothes. A woman approached Issei with a flier in her hand as she hands it toward Issei before walking off.