Nero take your fucking pills.
Okay we're back... How long did the update take again?
Y/n: I'M SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LET ME HAVE MY "HAPPY ENDING" AND END THIS STORY!?
Because.... Because.
Y/n: MOTHERFUUU-
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We start off in a weird ass place known as the authors mind-- wait nevermind...
Ahem... It was a Crimson room with Zeoticus innit mate, we also see some dumbass with glasses made as the stereotypical scientists.
Dumbass: Dude... Why do you need me, aren't we like devils the strong beings? Why the fuck do I need to exi--
Zeoticus: SILENCE! LEAVE ME TO HAVE ANOTHER RANDOM BREAKDOWN!
He slaps the guy for no reason and walks out of the room slamming the door shut behind him while the scientist watches him confused, hearing the muffled screams.
Zeoticus: *muffled* AAAAAAAAAAHHH! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!
The guy shrugs his shoulder and he heard another door get slammed, but this time slammed open.
Scientistmanbitch: DOKTOOOOR,... Yeah I don't know why I did this, but YOU GOTTA SEE THIS!
The doctor named DOKTOOOOR looks at him.
DOKTOOOOR: If this is about that penis enlargement pills again, I sweat to Satan's di--
Scienceman: No no! It's about ze birb research! The son of Inari has finally need identified just as he wanted!
The dok's eyes widen and he took off his glasses, HUUUGHED on them, cleaned them with his cat that was somehow there, and then put them back on.
DOKTOOOR: A-and... GIVE ME THE NEWZ MAN!
Scimceman now has an m: Our sus moments were correct... Thanks to your nephew,we finally desiphered it. As expected from the General's son.
*dramatic pause that's unnecessary*
Motherfucker: Hayabusa... Aren't extinct.
DOKTOOOOR: WH-... WHAT THE FU--!?
Another sciencman person without the e in his name comes rushing in.
Sciencman: It's true! She is the birb! Wait... Isn't he the one who somehow tamed Cerberus?
We see the DOKTOOOR's face has some sweat on it.
DOKTOOOR: No...?
Sciencman: Seems legit.
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Y/n: .... Fk.
Asia: What is it?
Y/n: This story actually got updated.... FUCK!
Mittlet: IS THAT WHAT'S ACTUALLY BOTHERING YOU!?
Y/n: Oh yeah, and they figured out my identity... Oh... Oh shit.
The door to your devilish room was broken down by a flying wrench, and in comes the fox girl.
Lily: ELLLOOOOOO! I exist!
Y/n: I should've adopted a roach.
Lily: SHUT UP! I'M THE BEST!
Asia: Wait. How did you manage to record all of that thing in the Red Room?
Y/n: I was thinking of torturing someone in the Dark Web with my Spyders recording it.
Asia: 0_0 OH baby jesu--
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Scanny Boy (Highschool DxD x Male Reader)
FanfictionDo yourself a favor... Go read "The Four Horseman of the Apocalypse" and/or "Messing with the Supernatural" This story is more dead than my will to live. But if you're willing to not take the story seriously and read for shits and giggles, this is...
