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1 Sun 1 Kermit and 1 Giant

Kermit: Seok how does it feel to becoming an uncle

Sun: Honestly Idk, but hopefully Hoon hyung won't make me take care of his baby....I'm a loud motherfucker

Giant: Hao....

Kermit: What?

Giant: You usually never start the conversations....Did something happen?

Kermit: Well something exciting happened to me....

Sun: What happened?

Giant: ?

Kermit: I got asked out by Jun

Sun: Holy shit

Giant: Damnnnn

Kermit: Mhm, but honestly I'm kinda scared

Sun: Hao don't be scared...I can tell he's better than the guys you used to date.

Kermit: You sure?

Giant: Hao...He seems more trustworthy than the guys that used you because of your looks

Kermit: I'm just honestly scared

Sun: Don't be, and if he does anything tell me and Mingyu

Kermit: Thanks
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Gays

Hannie: I've been thinking....why the fuck do people always have to say ma'am  to me? Like bitch can't you see I'm a man?

Wonu: I don't wanna be rude, but you honestly look like a girl, but you don't like it

Hannie: True....I think that lady was jealous that I was better looking, and because I'm dating Cheol.

Wooji: Tell her off

Hannie: I kinda did, and she called me disgusting....Like bitch you're disgusting for wearing like 300 pounds of makeup, and at least I don't look like a fucking plastic barbie doll.

Jun: I once remembered someone called me ugly, and I told them where....And then I said oh you mean you?

Hannie: How tf are you and Mingyu so confident?

Jun: I just don't think about the bad things, plus I like to confident

Mingew: Honestly I ignore people who insult me because at the end, we all know who the bad person is

Hannie: Wow

Hannie changed Mingew's name to Gyu

Gyu: Wow thanks

Hannie: No problem :)

HaoHao: I've noticed that people always get jealous the way I dress....Bitch Im a fashionista

SunshineDk: Yeah you are a fashionista

Hannie changed SunshineDk's name to Kyeomie

Kyeomie: You really be using my nickname?

Hannie: Yup, plus I didn't feel like putting Minnie.

Kyeomie: Okay then

HaoHao: Mine is basic....Which I gotta love lmao
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MingMing

Me
Hey Munghao
Shit-
Minghao*

MingMing
Lol hello Jun

Me
Sorry about that, anyways
For our Date what do you think about going to the amusement park?

MingMing
I don't mind
I actually like all going on all the rides unlike my friends

Me
That's cute
Well then, also you allergic to anything? I just want to make sure before we can go out to eat after the amusement park.

MingMing
I'm not allergic to anything, so I'll be fine eating anything

Me
Okay good, also dress casual cause I ain't trynna be fancy

MingMing
Okay then
Well I gotta go, see you tomorrow Junnie.

Me
See you tomorrow HaoHao

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