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Da Bottoms- (Why is this a thing?) group chat

Shua: HOW COME I DIDNT FUCKING NOTICE

Angel: Notice what?

Shua: THE RING ON YOUR RING FINGER- DID HE PROPOSE?!?!?!?!?

Ji: Wait-

Woo: Jeonghan is u engaged?

Angel: Maybeeeeee

Ming: I- BITCH AND U DIDNT TELL US?

Angel: Nope, cause I knew Shua would say it out loud

Boo: Congratulations Han

Shua: Congrats, but does that mean I have to move out?

Angel: Tf? No, you can stay if you want

Shua: Is u moving out?

Angel: No

Shua: Oh-

Ji: I bet you want to move in with Seokmin

Shua: What? No!

Shua: Not yet, just not yet

Woo: Dumb bitch

Ming: Btw why is our chat still saying Da Bottoms (Why is this a thing?)

Angel: We're bottoms, and the why is this a thing, comes from Wonwoo or Jihoon

Woo: Came from me, anyways I'm scared asf

Angel: Why? What happened?

Ji: ?

Woo: Um well

Ming: Is u dying?

Shua: Is u depressed?

Woo: Tf no

Woo: I'm pregnant again

Woo: But after what happened, I'm kinda scared

Angel: first of all congratulations, and second of all don't think negative dumb bitch

Ji: Yeah what Jeonghan said

Woo: Wtf Ji

Ji: Hey it's only accurate, but hey did you go to the doctor?

Woo: Not yet

Angel: Make sure you go so you can know how to not y'know

Woo: yeah

Boo: We'll always be here to help you

Woo: Thanks lol

Woo: But uh I want to surprise Gyu, after the doctor so can y'all help me?

Angel: I don't mind, I'm still upset that my daughter loves Cheol more than me ;-;

Ji: Me son loves me and Soonyoung equally

Boo: Mine loves me

Angel: Babies really got favorites tho-

MingMing: I have a question tho

Angel: Hm?

MingMing: Can Jisoo get pregnant?

Angel: Uh Idk

Shua: I can, but since I'm in little space so much doctors recommend me not to get pregnant just yet, until I can control myself a little more

Shua: Even if I did get pregnant, I can still be in little space, but once the child is born I have to hide it from them, and start being more responsible

MingMing: Damn

Shua: Yup

Angel: How come I didn't know that?

Shua: I forgot to tell you lol

Boo: When do you think you'll be ready?

Shua: Maybe this year or next

Ji: Well good thing I'm moving out

Shua: I-

Shua logged off

Ji: Love embarrassing people anyways Wonwoo we're here to help you

Angel: Except Jisoo, once he goes into little space he'll get distracted

Woo: Thanks guys

Woo: I'm going tomorrow, so are y'all free tomorrow

Angel: I am

Ji: Same

Boo: Yeah

MingMing: Yup

Angel: Shua should be free too, but idk if he'll go into little space so be careful with him

Woo: Okay thank you

Angel: No problem