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Hannie: OKAY YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

Shushu: Oh shit-

Cheollie: Hannie baby...

Hoon: What happened?

Shushu: well uhh he hasn't said this to anyone but rn he's experiencing mood swings

Hoon: Ah he told me and Wonu

Wonu: Just wait for it tho...his mood swings are interesting...

Hannie: I'm fucking hungry, but at the same time I'm not...

HaoHao: YOON FUCKING JEONGHAN ARE YOU PREGNANT?!?!?!?!?!

Hannie: HOW DID YOU KNOW?

HaoHao: OH SHIT...I WAS JOKING AT FIRST!!!!!

HaoHao: SO YOURE FUCKING PREGNANT?

Hannie: Fuck!

Soon: WAIT? YOURE HAVING A KID?

Hannie: Yup

Gyu: Congratulations

Kyeomie: Congrats hyung

Channie: CONGRATULATIONS HANNIE AND CHEOL YALL BE HAVING A KID

Kwannie: Congratulations

Nonie: Congratulations guys

Jun: WAIT A DAMN MINUTE FIRST CONGRATS JEONGHAN AND SEUNGCHEOL

Jun: SECOND MINGYU IS TRENDING ON TWITTER IK THE BITCH IS A MODEL, BUT HES NUMBER ON TWITTER OVER A POST THAT WONU POSTED ON INSTA

Wonu: Huh?

Gyu: What?

Jun: LET SHOW YALL FUCKING DING DONGS WELL FIRST ITS NOT THE FUCKING TREND BUT A POST

Jun:

Wonu: Oh- Wait how tf did they find my insta? I'm pretty sure they don't follow me

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Wonu: Oh- Wait how tf did they find my insta? I'm pretty sure they don't follow me

Jun: Who knows they might actually follow you with a different username

Wonu: Ah fuck

Gyu: Ohhh

Hannie: Losers

Wonu: Shush you pregnant man

Hannie: Jealous?

Wonu: Nope...

Hoon: Han go take a nap or a fucking bath

Hannie: Nap...Night

Hannie logged off

Cheollie: He left

Shushu: Aw man

Cheollie: So Ji and Soon are y'all still living with Min and Chan?

Hoon: Yup, we haven't found a house for us

Soon: Taking a while cause every time I look for one...they're actually fucking ugly

Cheollie: Damn...

Cheollie: Well my friend...

Cheollie: My older biological brother is a real estate, and he can show you some nice houses...the house i now live in with Shua and Han...this house was suggested by my brother...

Soon: Really?

Cheollie: Yeah, I can give him a call and set up an appointment for y'all

Soon: You do so much for us...How can I repay you?

Cheollie: You don't need too...I'm just helping y'all out...

Hoon: Jeonghan has a wonderful man...

Hoon: I'm married to a crackhead...

Soon: I- bruh...

Hoon: What? you're a crackhead

Soon: Thanks

Wonu: But hey at least y'all complete each other

Jun: Opposites attract...

Hoon: True

Kwannie: Y'know what's funny?

Hoon: Hm

Shushu: ?

Kwannie: There's a creepy guy standing in front of my window...

Kwannie: Help...he's scaring me

Shushu: Where's Vernon?

Nonie: I'm coming....

Nonie: I found out it's the fucking creepy neighbor....

Nonie logged off

Kwannie: NONIE PUNCHED HIM BECAUSE GHE NEIGHBOR PUNCH HIM FIRST

Kyeomie: Damnnnn VERNON BETTER WIN

Soon: GO VERNON

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