Chaotic mess || Seventeen Group Chat

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Hannie: Day 2 of me trying to figure out why I can't do shit correctly

Shushu: Um idk

Hoon: What did you do wrong?

Hannie: I broke a plate....

Hannie: Good things there a gate thingy so Minji doesn't come in the kitchen.

Shushu: Hm...

Shushu: Your daughter took my plushie, and then stuffed it in her mouth

Shushu: Disgusting

Hannie: Did you take it away from her?

Shushu: Yeah, but she started crying, so I played music again

Shushu: She calmed down

Hannie: Okay then that's good

Cheollie: Jihoon I forgot to tell you the positions dammit

Hoon: Tell me

Cheollie: Okay there's choreography, producer, recording engineer, session musician, artist manager, tour manager, music teacher, booking agent, secretary, music publicist, composer, music arranger, and some more.

Hoon: Damn you got this all planned out

Hannie: Ge stays up for this ;-;

Hannie: Please get rest Cheol

Cheollie: I will baby, but not right now

Hannie: Yeah yeah

Hoon: Do think I can join your company?

Cheollie: Yeah, but who's going to watch your son?

Hoon: With all respect I'm taking him with me

Cheollie: Yeah okay

Soon: Wait....Can I be the second choreographer?

Cheollie: Sure,

Cheollie: I don't mind if you guys want to join

Hannie: Lmfao, can't do anything so I'll be fine staying home with Minji

Kyeomie: Vocal teacher?

Hannie: Idk how to sing very well, my voice isn't natural

Shushu: Seokmin, you and Kwan should be a vocal teacher along with Hoon!

Hannie: He's not wrong

Nonie: No, you three sing very well

Kyeomie: Well idk

Channie: Hyungie you please

Kyeomie: I'll think about it

Kwannie: Who gonna take care of mine and Nonie's child

Hannie: Me I ain't working

Kwannie: I'll think about it too

Hoon: Umm, yeah no rn Im tryna figure what position I want

Hoon: Im good at some of them

Cheollie: You can take many positions, but when someone says take a break....take a break lmfao

Hoon: Yeah okay
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Da bottoms (Why is this a thing?)

Ming: UMMMM HELP

Angel: What happened?

Ji: ?

Ming: Okay so

Woo: Lmfao you're making this dramatic

Ming: Yeah yeah, anyways

Ming: I wasn't feeling well this whole week, but I have no fever

Ming: But then I realized something, so I went to take a pregnancy test, AND IM FUCKING PREGNANT

Ming: BUT IM NOT READY

Angel: Oh

Ji: Hao

Ji: Me and Han weren't ready for our kids yet

Ji: We have them now, because we know it's going to be hard, and but in the end it's going to be easy

Ming: But isn't it scary?

Angel: We'll yeah, it is

Angel: But in the end it gets easier

Angel: Hell, I'm pregnant with my second child

Ming: Well...

Woo: Don't think of it too much, look you're not the only one pregnant, I'm also pregnant not really with my first, but you know

Woo: What happened to me was scary, but as long as you do things correctly you'll be fine

Ming: Thanks

Boo: Also be happy, I know for a fact Jun would love for you and him to have your own biological kid

Ming: True

Shua: Damn...

Shua: Also I've finally manage to control my little space :DDDDD

Angel: So you ready for a kid

Shua: Lmfao no

Shua: But being around your daughter made me realize I can control my little space

Angel: Wow

Angel: Anyways....Time to bathe her

Hoon: Good luck with that.