Chaotic mess || Seventeen Group Chat

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Gays

Shushu: New house is better than the original

Hannie: Yep

Wonu: I have found out, that my life existence is so fucked up

Hoon: Relatable

Soon: YO YO YO YO

Wonu: What?

Soon: I HAVE THE BEST TIGER PLUSHY THAT I HAD TO BUY IT

Hoon: Oh lord-

Soon: Sorry Hoonie, I just had too

Kwannie: I thought your tiger agenda was gone

Soon: Bitch-

Hoon: Lord-

Wonu: Where is dumb nyeac nyeac bitch?

Jun: I am close to murdering you

Wonu: ...

Channie: ISUDBDJXH MY FRIENDS TOLD ME SOMETHING WEIRD-

Hoon: What did they tell you?

Channie: ONE OF THEIR PARENTS HAVE A SEX VIDEO... AND ITS WEIRD ASF

Hannie: We'll at least you've never caught your parents doing it-

Shushu: wHaT?

Hannie: Yep-

Cheollie: Baby your innocence has been gone for a long time

Hannie: True, plus I know more than what most people think-

Kwannie: wtf

Nonie: Siwoo finally managed to sleep-

Nonie: Now Ima take a nap

Nonie logged off

Kwannie: Siwoo has been fussy all day

Hannie: Felt-

Wonu: Damn, can't wait to stress the shit out of people-

Hannie: Felt again-

Jun: Hao is still not telling me the gender of our baby-

Hannie: Oh- Wonwoo is doing this same to Mingyu

Gyu: He won't tell- I want to knowwwwww

Wonu: No-

Wonu: Surprise, Cause I wanna surprise you

Gyu: Fine

HaoHao: No-

Jun: Tell meeeeeeeee

HaoHao: Not yet

Shushu: Imagine if all four babies were born the same day-

Hannie: Ha-

Wonu: No bitch my baby comes first-

Shushu: My nonexistence child is first-

Kwannie: WTF JISOO

Hannie: I- What is wrong with you this week?

Kyeomie: Babe-

Shushu: What I have a nonexistence child

Shushu:

Shushu: See

Hannie: Shuaaaaa not this again

Shushu: ITS MY CHILD BITCH-

Hannie: I- Damn-

Kyeomie: Baby...Do you want a kid?

Shushu: WHAT? No...not yet I'm not ready yet-

Kyeomie: Okay

Hannie: Take some time-

Shushu: Yeah yeah