Deceit: A Foundation For Love

The Deal

"Just ask him out"

"No! He's so geeky and not cool"

"You have to ask him out because if he is dating then I've got a chance with his best mate."

"I'm not asking him out so you can fuck his mate, Chim"

"Come on, Kook! He would definitely go out with you. You know how everyone would jump at the chance to ride your dick"

"Most people have ridden my dick"

"Exactly. So why not him?"

"Because I actually have a reputation and would like to keep it."

"For me?"

"You want me to ruin my reputation, for you? So that you can get some dick?"

"Yes. It's not just 'some' dick. It's Min Yoongi dick and I can't even get him alone."

"I'm not doing it. You're going to have to try harder."

"I have been! I need his mate distracted. I need him to have a life."

"Now you want me to ruin my reputation and date someone who is a geek, unpopular AND has no life?"

"YES! He isn't unpopular, he just has limited friendships. Think of what you would bring to his life? It would be like rescuing a dog in one of those shelters"

"No. No. No."

"I'll pay you"

"What?"

"How much?"

"You have got to be kidding?"

"No. I will pay you to ask him out"

"No, Chim. I can't believe you're 'that' desperate. I might have to ask Yoongi out as I'm clearly missing out on something"

"Don't you fucking dare! What will it take to ask his mate out?"

"There isn't anything"

"I'll give you a blowjob"

"Ewwwwwww! Definitely not! I will think about it... if you stop offering me oral sex"

"Deal!"

Jungkook was the school heartthrob, he was athletic, top of all the sports leader boards, on most of the sports teams and head of the university dance troupe. He was the guy who had someone different in his bed several times a week and those he hadn't had yet, were queuing up.

He had a friendship group that everyone wanted to be a part of, they were the most talented dancers and the coolest guys around, even though, Jungkook was about to murder one of them, if he didn't shut up.

Jimin had been after Yoongi for ages, from the second he had seen him in the music workshop he'd been forced to take when he failed one of his classes. Jimin had complained constantly about the workshop, he had left Jungkook at the cafeteria, angry and fed up, stomping off to take his punishment, as he put it. When he returned, Jungkook had been shocked at the beaming face of his friend and the eagerness to go back the following week.

Jimin had been like a dog with a bone, ever since, begging Jungkook to ask Yoongi's best friend out, so he could get close to him but nothing had worked yet.

"How's it going, guys?" Jungkook addressed the table where his friends were sitting eating their lunch.

"What's with Mr Sulky pants?" Jay asked.

"He offered me a blowjob to ask Yoongi's mate out"

"Is he sulking because you accepted?" Hobi asked, laughing.