The signs' reaction to: "I am going to kick your ass!":
Aries: "FUCKING BITCH ASS HO, BRING IT ON!"
Taurus: "Idiot, you aren't going to do anything."
Gemini: *Slowly back away*
Cancer: "Aww, does someone need a hug?"
Leo: "Alright bitch, come at me. I'll stop you through the ground with my high heels."
Virgo: "Let's not do this today."
Libra: "Please don't...."
Scorpio: *Whips out a knife*
Sagittarius: "Mk, go ahead."
Capricorn: "No."
Aquarius: "Do NOT touch me!"
Pisces: *Runs away*