The zodiac signs as Sassy Quotes:
Aries: "Not everyone likes me, but not everyone matters."
Taurus: "I don't care if you don't like me, you barely like yourself."
Gemini: "Never underestimate my ability to act like you never existed."
Cancer: "I wish more people were fluent in silence."
Leo: "Go get somebody else to feed your ego, I'm busy."
Virgo: "No regrets in life, just lessons learned."
Libra: "Sorry if I look interested, I'm not."
Scorpio: "Just because I'm smiling doesn't mean I don't want to punch you in the face."
Sagittarius: "I don't tolerate lies, I'm a nice person, not a stupid one."
Capricorn: "I chase my goals, not people."
Aquarius: "So many dogs in the world and you think I need you."
Pisces: "Don't ever mistake my kindness for weakness."
