Jeffey poo

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Jeff- *walks in*

Alex- *sees jeff and jumps on his back* JEFFEY POO!!!

Jeff- I told you not to call me that!

Alex- to late!! :D

Jeff-  -.- I hate you sometimes

Alex- hehehe

Jeff- can you get off my back now...

Alex-haha you're funny

Saylore- Alex just get off his back

Alex- ugh fine... *jumps off* I want pie

Slender- we don't have any *eats last piece of pie*

Alex-..... oh... HELLLLL  NO.

Detrick- u better run bro

Slender- SHIT! *runs*

Jeff- welp slender's  gonna die

Slender-*screams* FINE FINE ILL TELEPORT YOU MORE PIE

Alex- it better not be Apple

Slender- why what's wrong with Apple pie

Alex- Saylore this hoe just asked what's wrong with Apple pie

Saylore- What the actual- how the- What the hell!?!

Alex- everything is wrong with Apple pie! Apple pie is not worthy to be called a pie

Slender- fine.

Jeff- she's right Apple pie sucks asssss

Saylore- I like ass

Alex- me too

Jeff- same here

Saylore- *derp  face*

Slender- who dosent like ass? Ass is ass!

Alex- I know right! Anyways Jeffey poo  why are you here

Jeff- stop calling me that and because I want to be

Alex- ha no! Gtfo

Jeff- -.-

Carla- jeff go the fuck away

Jeff- ugh just go bother masky

Carla-  -.- ugh just go bother Alex

Alex- why the fuck am I in this

Carla- *wiggles eyebrows*

Alex- ....

Saylore- XD

Alex- welp..... SLENDER  WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PIE

Slender-here here *teleports pie*

Alex- thanks yew *eats pie* mmmmm cherry

Detrick- cherry pie iz lyfe

Alex- I know right.... *gives Detrick  sum pie* Der u go ^-^

Jeff- can I haz sum pie

Alex- haha no ._.

Jeff- -.- but he gets sum

Alex- he's special

Jeff- I'm not special?

Alex- you're a different  kind of special... you know in the head! *pats head*

Jeff-  -.-

Carla- hey Alex guess wut

Alex- wut

Carla- Andy biersack

Alex- oh... My.... FUCKING  gOd *freaks out* ANDY BIERSACK IS MY LIFE!!! *hugs couch* this couch is mine no one is aloud to touch him he's my couch and I shall call him Andy

Detrick- *touches couch* ^-^

Alex- nuuuuu you can't touch himmmmm

Detrick-*touches couch*

Alex-  -.- I'm so done *goes upstairs*

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