Can I Eat Your Face

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Alex- *runs downstairs* CAN I EAT YOUR FACE????!!!!?!?!?

Everyone- *stares*

Saylore- YES!!! GO AHEAD!!!!

Alex- i wasn't talking to you guys I was talking to mr.alpaca

Everyone- Who?

Alex- my cat. His name is Mr.Alpaca

Detrick- welp.... that name.... is.... just.... wut?

Jeff- you are the most random person I've ever met... just... why the fuck would you name a cat..... you know what I'm just not gonna say anything...

Alex- i like alpacas :3

Saylore- well I like ass...

Jeff- Who doesn't!! It's ass :D

Alex- ikr

Mr.alpaca- mewww *sits on Alex's shoulder* :3

Alex- awe*pets Mr.alpaca*

Detrick- welp he's adowable

Alex- ikr   anyways back to the question.... Mr.Alpaca can I eat your face?

Mr.alpaca- mow! (No)

Alex- i think that means yes

Detrick- really?

Alex- haha! No *cuddles mr.alpaca*

Jeff- i wanna be Mr.alpaca

Alex- wtf no

Jeff- .... okay

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