Alex- Say!!!!
Saylore- yea?!?!
Alex- your dad's coming!!!
Saylore- DADDYYYYYY!!!!!!!*runs and jumps downstairs*
Alex- he's not here yet
Saylore- you got my fucking hopes up for nothingggggggg!!!!
Alex- okay....
Saylore- -.- *slaps* and put some fucking pants on you can't just walk around in boy shorts and a baggy shirt
Alex- 1. Don't slaps me again. 2. You wear the same thing all the time
Saylore- *slaps* I don't care my daddy is coming and I don't want u looking like a whore while he's here
Alex- ...
Jeff- why don't you beat her ass
Alex- because her dad will kill me if I touch her and how long have you been standing there?
Jeff- oh and long enough *stares at Alex's ass*
Alex- *blushes* ima go put some pants on... *starts to walk upstairs*
Jeff- nooooo..... shit did I just say that out loud!?! FUCK!
Saylore- yes bro
Detrick- *walks in* yo what's goin on
Alex- *walks upstairs*
Saylore- welp jeff is being a pervert.... that's about it.... oh and my dad is coming
Jeff- I'm not a pervert!
Saylore- you were staring at Alex's ass and then said nooooo when she went to go put some pants on
Detrick- Jeff... da fuck u doin breh?
Jeff- your mom!
Detrick- wait so ur doing Satan?
Jeff- yup!
Saylore- wait I thought Alex is Satan
Detrick- oh yeah.... wait... you're doing my mom/girlfriend
Jeff- wait what? She's your mom and your girlfriend?!
Detrick- yeah but I'm Oki wiff dat :3
*two hours later*
Dr.S- *walks in* SAYLO- *sees BEN and saylore cuddling on couch* BENNNNNN!!!
Saylore- DADDYYYYYY! It's ok *hugs*
Dr.S- ok princess *hugs*
Alex- Smile... long time no see *hugs*
Dr.s- yeah so do you still live in hell or do you live here now?
Alex- oh I live here now
Dr.s- oh kewl... you look so young now...
Alex- I am i was killed and reincarnated into ... well... this
Dr.s- really? The amazing Satan... killed?
Alex- yea it was a suicide mission since no one can kill me but me...
Dr.S- oh well I'm gonna take Saylore for the day we're gonna go to Busch Gardens
Saylore- OMG REALLY???!!!!
Dr.S- yep
Saylore- ok so let's leave... BYE HOES and BEN *kisses BEN's cheek*
Dr.S- BENNNNNNNN
BEN-*runs*
Saylore-*drags Dr.S and leaves*
~two hours later~
Alex- *passed out on couch cuddling Detrick*
Detrick- *playing video games*
Alex- *wakes up* i want pie
Detrick- I want chicken
Alex- yea I know u do *teleports KFC* Der u go
Detrick- *hugs* tank Chuuuu
Alex- ^-^ ur welcome
Jeff- *has big sad eyes*
Alex- Jeff stahp being a pussy and get over et
Jeff-*sigh* ok
