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Alex- hey guys you know what?

Detrick- wut

Alex- potatoes  are sexy

Detrick- I fucking know right!

Saylore- what's wrong with you guys? Like seriously.... Potatoes  but I love potatoes  so I guess I'm retarded  with u guys :D

Alex- I like potatoes  and I'm not retarded  potatoes are fucking amazing

Jeff- we all know you like potatoes  Alex...

Jayy- I like botdf

Alex- me tooooo jayy von Monroe thoooooo

Jayy- Ikr

Alex- anyways back to the topic of potatoes....

Saylore- ERMERGERD ERMA

PUTURDER!!!

Alex- *gasp* No way!!!!! Not fair!!! Detrick  I wanna be a perturder!!!

Detrick- don't worry you already  are! *pats head*

Alex-YAYYYYYY :D X)

Jade- *walks in*

Alex-JADDDEEEEE!!! *jumps on jade* guess wuttttt

Jade- owww wuttt!?

Alex- ima perturder!!!! :D

Jade- potatoes are fucking sexy!

Alex- RIGHT!!!!!

Jade- can you get off me now?!

Alex- yea *gets up*

Jade- *heavy breathing and gasps for air* I COULDN'T BREATHE!!!!

Alex-oh stop exaggerating!! Gosh!!!

Jeff- *tackles Alex*

Alex- what the fuckkkkk?!?!?!?! WHY DID YOU DONT THAT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF WHORE!!!!!!

Jeff- I dunno I was bored?! :3

Alex- WHY DIDNT U JUST TACKLE JAYY????!!!!!!?!?! SHE WOULD ACTUALLY  LIKE IT!!!

Jayy- ...... *blushes*

Alex- SEE!!!! SHES BLUSHING!!!!

Jayy-N-NO IM NOT!!!*covers face with pillow*

Slender- *walks in* JADE!! I DECIDED  THAT IM GONNA TELL YOU!!

Jade- ok *blushes*

Slender- i- i um think you're cute... *blushes*

Alex+Saylore- AWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Slender- pshhhhh shuddahp u guys

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