Detrick- A wild Alex appears in her natural habitat..... the kitchen... we must study her dieting habits.
Alex-*shoves pie in face*
Detrick- As you can see the wild Alex's main source of food comes from a fridge. This fridge provides her with pie... the alex's favorite of all the food. ... shhhh She is about to make a call....
Alex- GIMME MOAR PIE HOE!!
Detrick- She repeats this frequently until she gits more. I will now try to move in closer...
Alex- DUFUQ IS U HOE!!!
Detrick- Oh no! She is attempting to go full ghetto on us we must abort... As you can see she is unleashing her black side... She will become very aggressive and destroy anything in her path. We call this act of the rare species.... sharquisha
Alex- *shoves moar pie in face*
