Helluva Boss x Reader Oneshots: Vol. 2

Blitzø x Female Reader: A Promise

It was early in the morning, Blitzø was sitting in his home office trying to get his paperwork together. He was on his 3rd, maybe 4th. cup of coffee. He was struggling to stay awake as he looked at the various forms, trying to make sure he was organizing them properly.

"Working hard handsome?~"

"Afraid so (Y/N), if I had done all this shit last night then...Hel-lo sexy.~" He bit his lip as he looked up at you, admiring your black lingerie.

"I hate seeing you so stressed baby, how about I help you relax?~" You approached his desk, coming up behind him to rub his shoulders.

"Mmm, why do you spoil me like this? Lower, lower...Aaah, that's the spot.~" he moaned, his eyes rolling to the back of his head as your hands traveled down his back.

"Because I love you, and tomorrow night you're all mine. I couldn't wait any longer, soooo..." you sat in his lap, treating him with a kiss "You wanna fool around before we go to work?~"

"Sounds good to me...Hang on, what's tomorrow?" he asked, confused as you gave him an angry glare.

"You're serious right now, you're seriously asking me that? Don't you remember what tomorrow is?" you asked with an annoyed growl, making him whimper in response.

"Ummm...it's not your birthday, that's next week. So uh..." He tapped his claws on the arm rest, trying to recall the importance of tomorrow's date.

"It's our anniversary you jerk! You forgot again, didn't you?!" you snapped, making him sink into the chair in fear

"Oh, yeah, right! Our anniversary, of course...it'll be the third, right?"

"The 5th, we've been dating for 5 years you...you...!" You left him with a frustrated groan, slamming the door behind you so hard that several picture frames fell off the wall. By the time he tried to follow you, another door was slammed in his face.

"(Y/N)! Come on babe I'm sorry, you know how business gets in the summer time. The office is gonna be slammed tomorrow so--"

"And we're gonna be working too?! God damn it Blitzø, how could you?!" you yelled through the door.

"We had a big call come in! Remember, I've been talking about it for a week? And here you are trying to fuss at me for forgetting things." he grumbled.

"You forgot about your anniversary again, didn't you?" Loona asked, sipping her coffee.

"Stay out of this Loona!"

"Oh, yeah, of course she remembered!" you yelled, opening the door to reveal you had changed into your work clothes "You better brace yourself jerk, because today and tomorrow are gonna be hell for you! And you can forget the sex too, you're gonna be sleeping clean for the next week!" you growled before storming off, taking Loona's coffee and chugging it.

"Yeah, you're welcome for giving you MY coffee bitch!" she growled with an annoyed sigh "Shit, she's more pissed than she was on year 3."

"Oh don't get me started on that disaster, she made me go a month without sex." Blitzø whimpered, recalling the fiasco of an anniversary "Why is it that whenever she gets mad she feels the need to c*ck block me?!" he whined.

"She does that when you mess up, and you've been messing up a lot." she replied bluntly, leaving her father less than amused "Hey, don't look at me like that. It's not my fault reality is a bitch. If you had set a reminder on your phone like a good boyfriend, you wouldn't be in this mess every year."

"OK, first off, I didn't do too bad on the first 2 years. Secondly, spare me the sass Loonie! Sure she can be a bit bitchy when she's upset--"

"I heard that asshole!" you yelled from the kitchen.