"You know (Y/N), I don't know how you do it. But thanks to you, our numbers have skyrocketed in one week!" Blitzø laughed as he hugged you "You know what, I fee like celebrating. We're going out tonight gang, drinks are on me!"
"As nice as that is sir, we all work tomorrow. Maybe we can do this another time--"
"Are you kidding Moxxie? As far as I'm concerned we're closed tomorrow, we met our quota and then some thanks to (Y/N)."
"I appreciate that boss, but I've got to get back home anyway. My parents are expecting me for dinner, and mum will kill me if I'm late again."
"Come on, live a little (Y/N). At least stay for one drink, just one. I'll even take you home myself."
"No!" you quickly protested, leaving them staring at you in confusion "Er, I mean, it's alright. No need for all that, I can just call a cab or something."
"OOOK, but you are going to have a drink with us right?"
"I...I guess one pint won't hurt, just give me a moment. I need to give call them first." As you pulled out your phone, you quickly held it against your chest as Octavia's face lit up the screen.
"Wait, was that--?"
"It's nothing, just a wrong number. I'll be right back--hey!" Loona snatched your phone, gasping at the caller I.D.
"Why do you have Octavia's number, and why is she saved as 'Big Sis'?" she asked, holding your phone back as you tried to reach for it.
"Loona stop it, give it back!"
"Not until you answer her." Blitzø said as he took the device, looking at the screen "Wha...She wasn't kidding, he's got the princess's number!"
"What, how do you know Princess Octavia?! ...Please tell me you both aren't..."
"Of course not Moxxie! Will you give me the bloody phone already?!" you growled, snatching if from Blitzø's hand as it stopped ringing "Crap, missed it. She hardly calls me at this time, what did she want?"
"(Y/N), I'm already in deep to her dad. You better start talking, how do you know Octavia?" Blitzø asked, sounding annoyed as your phone rang again.
"It's a long story boss, just let me get this first. Hello? ...Yes, I know it's mum's birthday. We just clocked out, but you kinda called at a bad time...No, it's about time I told them the truth. I've hidden it long enough...Alright, I'll see you at the party soon. We're just going to the pub...No, I'll only have one drink this time, promise...Alright, love you too sis, bye."
"OK, why did you call her 'sis'? Is that like a best friend nickname for her or somethin'?" Millie asked. You pocketed your phone with a sigh, facing the group.
"No, Octavia is more than that, she's my sister." you replied, all of them looking at you in shock.
Later at the bar...
"O-OK, this is a huge truth bomb (Y/N). You're telling us that Stolas adopted you when you were a baby?" Blitzø asked, almost chugging his drink.
"Oy, slow down boss. I haven't even told you the whole story yet, that's only your first one."
"Sorry but...this is...OK hold the f*** up! If you're his foster son, that makes you a prince, doesn't it?"
"Technically yes."
"So why are you hanging out with a bunch of common demons like us? Why are you working if you live the high life?!" he asked dramatically.
"For the excitement, alright?! Sure, it's nice being waited on hand and foot, but it gets boring in that castle. Mum won't even let me look at a gun yet alone fire one. Dad on the other hand is the one that taught me how to use (nickname), had them custom made for me. Sure we got caught several times, but at least I'm a decent shot."
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Helluva Boss x Reader Oneshots: Vol. 2
Fanfiction════•°•All slots for this book are filled. Therefore, requests are CLOSED.•°•════ Since I still got messages for the closed slots...here we go again! Another handful of funny, touching, and (most likely) raunchy scenarios for you to fantasize with...