Helluva Boss x Reader Oneshots: Vol. 2

Millie x Moxxie x Child Male Reader: Take Your Child To Work Day?

"Dad...Dad...Daaaaad...?" You poked your father's face repeatedly, pouting as he turned over in his bed "Ugh. Dad. Dad. Dad."

"Mmm...Moxxie, your son is awake..." Millie whimpered tiredly, holding a pillow over her head.

"Uggh, before sunrise he's your son..." he argued tiredly. He startled his wife with a yelp as he felt a sharp pain in his tail. He quickly sat up to see you sitting on the floor, growling softly as you held his tail in your mouth "Really (Y/N)? You didn't have to bite me!" He snatched his tail from your teeth, rubbing the wounded area.

"Then you should have been awake sooner. Uncle Blitzø is gonna wonder where we are you know."

"Excuse me?"

"You have to work today right? You said you would bring me today, you promised!" you replied with an angry pout. Moxxie's eyes went wide as he checked the clock on the wall.

"Oh crumbs, he's going to pull up any minute! And I hate it when he blows that stupid horn. Millie, Millie get up! We have to get ready, now!" As he leapt out of bed, he stumbled forward as his foot was caught in the covers. You had to fight the urge to laugh as he hit the floor with a loud thud. Millie sighed as she got out of bed, helping her husband get free from the blanket.

"Please calm down Mox, I told Blitzø to come a bit later in the morning. We've still got some time before he arrives. Meaning I can still cook us some breakfast."

"Yes, mom's pancakes for the win!!" You raised your arms in a cheer, making them laugh as you rushed out the room.

"Get dressed first! To think he just turned 9, they grow up so fast." Millie sighed "Also, I thought we told him the work visit was next week."

"No, I'm certain it was today. I asked him several times about this, and each time he said yes. Now where is my bowtie?" Millie sighed as she checked her phone, surprised to see that she had missed several calls from their boss. She also noticed a messy text from the imp.

"I swear Blitzø can't type to save his life. What does this say? ...'Stick at office...Bix piking u up instead'? What in tarnation is that supposed to mean? This man can't type a text to save his life." she commented before rereading the message to herself.

"'Bix'...Ooh I think he meant 'Box'. To roughly translate, he's stuck at the office and Boxley is picking us up instead...Ah-ha! There it is!" As Moxxie reached behind the bed to retrieve his tie, he paused for a moment as he recalled his words "Wait a second, he said Boxley is picking us up today?"

"Yeah, but that would also mean...Ugh! I knew it, and I told you today wasn't the office visit Mox! Today is the bodyguard assignment, remember? Blitzø didn't want to go..."

"And we said we would do it!" Moxxie groaned as he rubbed his temples "This is just great, not only did I get the dates wrong..."

"We gotta tell (Y/N) he can't come with us. It's gonna break his little heart." Millie sighed.

"Don't worry honey, I'll tell him. This is mostly my fault after all."

"Mom, Dad! I got the ingredients ready!" you yelled from the kitchen. The couple looked at each other with worried eyes before resuming in getting ready. As usual, you helped your mother cook as Moxxie read the paper. He occasionally glanced at you both, trying to word out his explanation in his head. Try as he might to rethink his words, he knew that you would still be disappointed at the news "Are you OK Dad?"

"Hm? What's that?"

"You zoned out a bit. Is something wrong?" you asked as you set his plate in front of him.