The Adventures of Cold Corndog and Uncultured Jar of Mayonaise

Chapter 3

*Cold Corn dogs POV*

The next day I awoke still sitting next to jar of mayonaise.

It was nice to know I had SOMEONE around. I liked this friend.

*3 weeks later*

The fridge is now full with many foods of different types. There was lettuce. Meat. Pickles. And many more.

They were all very nice foods but me and Uncultured jar if mayonaise were still the best of friends.

We had a great few days together just sitting in the fridge by ourselves. We played cerades, 20 questions and lots if other games.

It was the best fun I had in years. After a while other foods started joining in and we are all just one big family.

It is really great. I can't wait to see what the future holds. And as if it was on que a new member entered the fridge cult

"I AM THE USELESS PAPER CLIP" he yelled out "AND I WILL BE THE RULER IF THIS FRIDGE" everyone gasped in fear

This "useless paperclip" didn't seem intimidating at all. He was just a skiny, swirly peice of metal.

Nonetheless everyone seemed very frightened.

"BOW DOWN TO ME!" the small peice of metal screamed out.

Everyone did as told but me and mayonnaise. We refused. This fridge has no ruler we are family.

We looked around shocked at how cowardly our fridge was behaving.

"HOW DARE YOU DISOBEY ME, PEASENTS!" he screamed looking towards mayonaise and I. How rude? "WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES YOU SCOUNDRELS?!"

"I'm cold corn dog and this is my friend, uncultured jar of mayonaise." I replied calmly.

"Well then, cold corn dog and mayonaise, this is your only warning. Bow down to me or you will have to go to the freezer!" He told us sternly.

"We will never listen to you. You mean nothing to us!" Screamed mayonaise.

"Wanting to be a hero I see? HUMAN BEAN! TAKE THEM TO THE FREEZER!"

As he said this a small little food arrived. He was shaped like a oval and was light brown with dark brown spot. He looked very cute if you ask me.

"Ye-yes sir" he managed to utter out in fear. He came up to us with a rope. This "human bean" was acctually pretty strong for his size. As much as we tried to free from his grasp in attempt to tie us we could not be freed.

After several minutes of trying to tie us he finally succeeded and brought us down to "the freezer" it was very very cold.

"Now your punishment is staying here for 5 days. Good luck. Hopefully you will learn your lesson... if you get out of here." He said with a chuckle. He seemed a lot more confident when he wasn't around that paper clip dude.

He left without saying a words. But this place is absolute torture. I'm already miserable and it hasn't even been an hour. How am I supposed to stay for 5 days?!

I looked over a mayonaise to see how he was doing. He didn't look very well. He was shaking and he had frost on his thick plastic bottle.

"I promise we will not be staying here for 5 days. We will get out." I said to him reassuringly.

"I s-sure hope so. I d-don't know how much l-longer I can take th-this." He said in a shivering voice.

"We will get out of here soon. I swear to you." I plan on keeping my promise I mean, how bad can useless paper clip be???