The Adventures of Cold Corndog and Uncultured Jar of Mayonaise

Chapter 2

(A/N: this is right before he is placed in the fridge with cold corn dog)
*unclutured jar of mayonaise's P.O.V*

I awoken and was on a table of somesort. There were these giant creatures walking around. They were very strange and hard to describe

One of them approached me and put a hand on my lid. What was he doing??

He applied pressure and twisted my lid. WHAT IS HE DOING!!? HE IS KILLING ME!!

He removed my lid and places a silver stick of somesort inside of me! He scooped out a big blob of my insides and placed it on some bread.

He replaced the lid back on my lid. I don't know why but I felt like apart of me was empty.

He picked me up and opened the door to a silver chamber. It was very bright and everything was white.

I was sat down on a shelf and when the door closed it was no longer bright but rather dark.

I looke to my side and saw a very peculiar creature.

It was a light brown skinny cylindrical figure on a stick. He look very confused despite the fact he had no face.

"Hi. I'm Uncultured jar of mayonaise," I decided to say politely "what is your name?"

"Cold corn dog," he replied "nice to meet you"

He then spaced out for a while. And began to cry.

"Please don't cry," I said "I left my friends and family too."

*flashback*
I was with my mother and father, Oil and Egg (a/n: which is what mayonaise is made of if you didn't know)

We were discussing my future plans. "So, are you planning on going to condiment school?" Asked mother Egg.

" I don't know," I replied. "I went to go speak with Professer ketchup and I don't think he likes me very much, but dr. Mustard was very nice."

"Well that's good to hear I guess. It feels like just yesterday when me and you're mother were vigorously stirred together to create you." father Oil said (a/n: if you look up how mayonaise is made it says that oil and eggs are vigorously stirred together)

"Daaaaaaddddddd!" I said quite embarrassed.

But before I noticed I was being picked up and was placed in a device on wheels being pushed by a giant creature.

*end of flashback*
I guess I hadn't realized it but I was also crying.

Now I had no future. I left my family and friends, relish and oinions.

Me and cold corn dog just sat there weeping quietly together not knowing what our fate for the future would be is great.
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