My love, forgive me... | daddy pig x nanny plum

Nanny has a bacon fetish

Later that evening Nanny Plum and Daddy Pig decided that this animal infested town was not good enough for their high standards. Plus, EVERY SINGLE building was on a massive hill which the morbidly obese Daddy did not enjoy, especially because it led to him being fat shamed by his own brats, Peppa and George.
"Get that fire exit door I'm off" they announced as they strutted out of the manky little town.
"Daddy where are you going you fatty" peppa the dumb moron screeched at them both. Daddy Pig just stuck his middle finger up at her and Nanny told her that they were going to get some milk.

Unfortunately for Nanny, her rebellious phase was very short lived as her and her new lover headed straight back the the little kingdom. As they rolled up with their favourite song, You Reposted In the Wrong Trousers by their favourite artist Wallace (yours truly) blasting, everyoneee was staring at them. Not that they minded. Nanny loved the attention because she's a clout chasing little poo and she winked and threw it back for the onlooking crowds, who cheered and threw money at her.
"I used to be a stripper you know" Nanny informed Piggy.
"NANNY DO YOU HAVE AN ONLYFANS" Mr Elf yelled, and nanny just blew a kiss at him.

Soon, they passed the crowds and approached the tree thing. Nanny parked the car really badly but does it really matter, they're in the middle of a random field. Anyway, they were just about to walk over to the castle when they heard a voice behind them.
"BABE WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!"
Nanny and Daddy spun around to see the sexy figure of the Wise Old Elf, aka the hottest bachelor in the little kingdom.
"are you lost babygorl" he said in his extremely seductive voice, "I thought you had left this place forever..."
Before Nanny could even say anything, the wise old elf lunged forwards and pulled her into an incredibly passionate smooch. She normally would have told him that she has a boyfriend, but this was the wise old elf, and it was not humanly possible to resist him . So instead, nanny continued to kiss the wise old elf.

Whilst this was happening, Daddy Pig stood there a bit awkwardly because let's face it nobody really likes being a third wheel. Then he remembered that Nanny was his girlfriend and he had to do something, even if his efforts were pathetic against the sex god himself.

"THATS MY GIRLFRIEND" he roared and charged at the wise old elf, his flab rippling gracefully. Nanny looked up and felt extremely attracted to daddy pig right now because she has a bacon fetish and he just reminded her of bacon when he ran for some reason.
Daddy Pig and The Wise Old elf started squaring up to each other, and then Daddy Pig got a bit cocky and tried to throw some punches at the wise old elf, but he missed and instead clocked Nanny round the head and knocked her unconscious.
Piggy looked at the Wise Old Elf, bracing himself for the impact of his blow. Instead, the wise old elf stood there and stared into Daddy Pig's soul.
After about two minutes of awkward silence, the wise old elf began to talk.
"You're so sexy daddy pig" he purred, doing the Debby Ryan. "You could do so much better than Nanny-"
"I CAN HEAR YOU"
"I thought you were unconscious" the wise old elf said, aggravated.
"Do you know how long that silence wa-"
Nanny was cut off as the elf smacked her in the head with a random shovel he found on the floor.
"Anyway" he said, clearing his throat in a very hot manner. "You are the hottest pig I have ever met"
Daddy pig was a bit confused but he just rolled with it, because let's be honest the Wise Old Elf can steal anyone's man, even Nanny Plum's.
Nanny Plum woke to the two guys making out on the floor next to her. "Piggy" she said.
"Ooooo Wise Old Elf, you're so naughty"
"PIGGY"
Daddy Pig pulled away from the wise old elf.
"Oh hey Nanny, you're awake," he said casually, " me and the wise old elf were about to go to the fairy school to ✨harvest some children for dinner✨"

"What happened to the bloody diet?" Nanny Plum demanded.
Daddy Pig immediately felt ashamed. He made a promise to Plummy to become a slim thicc legend, and if he wasn't going to do it for her, when would he ever?

"Come on Plummy, let's go"